Today, my little brother watched an old video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out my 10 year-old step-brother has an obsession with fire, after he burnt all the belongings in my room, including a £600 guitar. FML
Today, my sister just had a huge fight with my mom. After that, she thought it was appropriate to smash my $1,000 guitar to "blow off some steam." FML
Today, my sister was playing a rock star in a play. When she got home, she told me she used one of my old guitars, because I told her it was ok. I said she could take one to practice on, not destroy on stage. FML
Today, my older brother puked in the sound hole of my sister's guitar. He blamed it on me, and in revenge my sister beat me with the guitar. FML
Today, my little brother got a violin. FML
Today, I finally had enough to buy my dream guitar, made in 1965. I buckled it into the passenger seat because it unfortunately didn't come with the original case. Once home, I tripped over my own feet before reaching my front door and scratched it on the concrete. It wasn't in mint condition when I bought it, but now it looks like it had a bad relic job. FML
Today, my boyfriend finally played the new guitar I bought to replace the one he broke. He used a $1000 guitar to play me a moving song about my butt. FML
Today, I had to explain to my little sister that not all guitars are supposed to have a hole in them, that when I was talking about "breaking it in" I didn't mean I'd smash a hole in it, and that she shouldn't have taken a hammer to my expensive new guitar. FML
Today, my 12 year old son came home from school and informed me that he bought an air guitar for $20. He honestly thinks this is a good price. FML
Today, I was in a music shop looking for a new guitar when someone called out someone else's name and jumped on my back. I lost balance and fell forward and broke 3 guitars and damaged another 6. The guy said "Sorry, thought you were someone else" and ran out. I now have to pay £2500. FML
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dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
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Comments (157)
TeenTiger 0
lmfao ouch. Lets hope he pays for it.
Mrelastaboy 0
lmao who teached you how to right propar inglish? dumb **** learn how to spell simple words before you post a FML
cowycal 4
^I hope you're sarcastic, or else this is the worst fail I have seen in eternity.
owneditup 0
133 fails cuz hes retarded and attempts to dis ppl wen he doesnt no wat hes talking about
Bloxygen 0
it should be an fml?
ToastedOats 0
Strangle him with the guitar's strings and watch the life slowly leave his eyes.
Spider_fml 9
ouch... Should definitely make him pay one way or another. Make sure he learns from this mistake
TeenTiger 0
#2 yes, 25 to life is worth 3 grand.
amy397123 0
I believe a nice kick in the shin is in order.
hazelkee 0
#5 ftw. I would hurt my brother. I love my guitar even tho it's only 200$.
slushpup9696 12
Yeah same, I just bought a new guitar for $200 and I won't let anybody touch it. I'm really OCD about it, actually. I polish it after every concert :)
Mnemic 6
Well at least your little brother will know where to stick the money he earns for a while...
mishmosh 0
Holy shit I love the Who but I would have kicked his ass... I'm trying to afford a nice guitar even 800 dollars... that's insane
xBassman2000x 4
Same here, I just got a Bass worth $300, I can't imagine smashing a $3000 guitar, I'd cry
Jaxro 6
Ouch!! That has to suck. And 3 grand for a guitar, you must love your music.
tempaccount 0
You should superglue bits of it to his ceiling as torture.
dwights 0
well...time to grab your bro by the feet / ankles and do the same to him