Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Keep your eyes on the prize
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Awkward
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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geetah 0
Haha your fat as hell!!!
cagesgirl 0
Yea, and you're an asshole!
Vmonster 0
most common American women are on average size 14. so honestly if you haven't seen her personally you shouldn't judge her like that, or call her fat, because you obviously don't know for sure.
bobbyh1125 0
lmao wow your a douche. but I laughed because I am too (: lmfaooo
hxcDollface 0
every woman carries weight differently. I'm a size 5, and I know other women who look thinner, and ones who look bigger who also wear a size 5. just because she's plus size doesn't mean she's fat. she could have curves that woman envy to have. don't judge a book by it's cover.
bradykutz 0
haha fail
xx_Sarah_xxxxx 6
hes your ex, so clearly size wasnt a issue, i hate to say it but maybe she just has a better personality than you, but hes still a dick for cheating
niplipsip 9
lol, cheating for a better personality. lol.
goshpeople 4
Not to mention it's possible she gained a lot of weight DURING their relationship. I.e. when they first got together, she may have been slimmer, like apparently he prefers.
evilplatypus 39
if that's the case, I'd dump her, too. it's hard to love someone who doesn't love themselves enough to take care of their health. Weight is one of the biggest killers in the developed world.
savanh_fml 0
explains y he cheated
mrsvickybear 9
ur one to talk
Madiluvsyuh98 2
shut up he's cute... nd I agree with 52
cm424love 0
lose weight... duh...
smexehXredhead0 0
That was probably extremely awkward...
Persephone1001 3
Why are so many people telling OP to loose weight? Fair enough if she's unhappy with it, but depending on your height, British size 16 isn't even that big! Size 6, on the other hand, is anorexic. He must not like boobs or something. Strange boy.
cass85 8
If a woman is above average height then, yeah, size 16 is not necessarily an "unhealthy" weight whilst to be a size 6 is you're above average height generally is. I'm five foot, I wear a size six and I weigh pretty much slap bang in the middle of my healthy range. However, I did used to be a size 16 and that, at my height, was obese. If OP is a tall woman and the ex's new lady is a short one then the point is useless - chances are, they are both healthy weights.
deathbreadstick 10
You meant to say "lose" not "loose". Seriously, how hard is it to learn that?
geeksaresexy 18
Size 16 is a US 12 not a 14, you're giving OP an extra dress size..
cinderella10383 6
I'm a size 7 clearly no where near anorexia I'm perfect at the weight and height I'm at 5"2 and 125 lbs with a DD chest how can you assume all skinny people do not have a chest?? Clearly you are a man women know about boobs and sizes
kate3101 15
Actually it depends where you shop. In most stores a UK16 is a US12 Eur44
Persephone1001 3
@SOMAgirl I used to be a UK size 16 and whether or not it is “big” depends entirely on your height, build and muscle tone. I’m 5 ft 8 so my BMI was still healthy. When I was a size 8 I had visible ribs and my BMI was about 17.8 – below the acceptable range. To be a size 6 I would have had to be anorexic. Of course if you’re petite then it’s different. @deathbreadstick You are quite right, and it isn’t hard to learn (unlike molecular neurobiology – what’s your Masters in by the way?) but the best of us slip up sometimes, particularly when we are tired from long hours in the lab. @cinderella10383 You are an unbelievable douche. Why have you posted on multiple comments when you have nothing better to say than extolling the virtues of your own figure? And FYI, there is no such thing as a UK size 7. I suspect you are making the whole thing up. Breast size is genetic but weight does affect it as breasts are made of fat – any woman who has ever gained or lost weight knows that and few skinny women have sizable breasts, otherwise my size 8 friend with FF breasts wouldn't have such trouble finding bras in her size.
hxcDollface 0
haha. you're a douche.
Madiluvsyuh98 2
I'm sorry
aaron123111 11
you were probes better looking. size 16 (y) size 6 (n)
sydmior 10
Be proud of yourself.