Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (599)
KBugg19 0
wow. no worries. she'll cheat on him too. just focus on getting healthy if you're not already, he's not worth your time! && as for all these dicks saying stuff about being fat, it makes me think that you're the insecure ones, not OP. just sayin'..
darkmis1 18
Take it as a sign. Run to the gym.
missIrene 6
Hey Heidi, maybe Op will run to the gym when you run to a salon and swing by MAC. Look in the mirror hun, You are in no position to be judging Op. just Sayin
LiveRS 7
122- hahhah, best comment so far
cm424love 0
i agree with 87
5t3ff1k4h 47
122 - As if you're in any place to judge either. No need to be a dick.
Strolling 0
122 - Said the girl with no mouth and a complextion of a ghost. U mad?
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
That's probably the reason why he is your ex and why he cheated on you. Do something about it or stop complaining. And before anyone complains that I am an ass, read the name. It is what it is.
Mipz 2
You're still an ass ;)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
Yes, but at least I am honest. It has occurred to me that people care more about cheering others up rather then being honest with them. If I was in her situation I would appreciate the honest ones who made me see that I should better myself, not the ones who made me feel content with not being content with my self image.
cass85 8
I totally agree. The friends of mine that are overweight and are trying to lose weight, do tend to come to me for their rants and advice because everyone else just tell them "lol, you're not overweight, lol" which, to someone who is overweight (and I have been) is totally trivialising any hard work they are putting into becoming healthier, whilst I'll be actually answering their questions and being practical about it. Telling a person that is actually trying hard to lose weight that "they're fine" when they are not is fully insulting and doing the same to someone who moans about their weight but won't do anything about it isn't doing them any favours or garning yourself any respect.
csmouton 3
no wonder he left you. and why you are still in love with him. probably your first huh
niplipsip 9
shallow prick. But seriously, OP.. he's not worth your thoughts. He cheated, it'll be hard, but you need to get over him and move on. If you're insecure.. fix it.
captainbj2 0
no wonder you have no personality and a small ...
csmouton 3
lmao no personality??? good thing you know me. and a small what? if you need to see it I'm sure I can arrange something but don't be embarrassed when it's the best your ever seen lol have a great day an stop taking the internet so seriously.
mckinneymacy 2
your an ass bro.
csmouton 3
it is what it is. fat people need lovin too....just not for me
miraggg 1
haha you just called yourself fat!
Mistery510 6
haha ppl dont understand us Military haha.... fat ppl are disgusting... ugly ppl are disgusting... lose weight fat **** op hahah
csmouton 3
hmmm and how did I call myself fat? saying fat bitches aren't for me?
NoodleBurger 0
these kids will find anything to turn your statement around on you. I agree though, she should lose the weight. fat people are repulsive. Go ahead, thumb me down. garauntee it'll be all the fat people on here.
dani212 0
Tops have actual # sizes in the UK? Do you know if that be like a Small Medium or Large in US sizes?
ladyluck82 9
16 in the UK is 14 in the US. And depending on the bust and waist size, a top would be either MED or LG. But really a LG. I've lived in the UK for a few years. :-)
Mean_Mr_Mustard 9
A 6 in the US is a 12 UK. A 16 in the US is an 18 UK.
robchfra 5
suicide girls are fantastic!
dani212 0
196... wtf?
ladyluck82 9
196 - Thanks sweetie!! :-) x
ladyluck82 9
140 - I'm sorry but that's not right. Look it up if you don't believe me. not trying to be a "know-it-all" just saying :-)
5t3ff1k4h 47
196 - There is a PM feature for conversations and comments just like yours.
littlemeg 5
a UK size 4 is a US size 0. subtract 4 from UK sizes to convert...so, a 16 is a size 12 US.
geeksaresexy 18
A UK 16 is a Us 12.. I don't know where you got 14 from, you're wrong.
RuCheezBurger 10
Doesn't mean your fat, it could simply mean she's really skinny and shorter, while youre an average build and taller ;)
ancora 1
Leaving a person for someone else doesn't necessarily indicate that one person's personality is better than another, but rather how well the two involved personalities mesh. Perhaps the OP has the better personality, and her boyfriend is just a ******** who went for someone who may or may not have a more attractive body. Or maybe they have *different* personalities, and her boyfriend is still a ********. I feel bad for the OP, but it sounds like she's better off without him.
guesswhatFML 10
poor you, i know the feeling :/
lexi050 0
I thought only pants were in number sizes..
ladyluck82 9
Its different in different countries. In the UK and France the tops are numbered (but some shops they are S,M,L)
lexi050 0
Oh. thanks haha. wow I look kind stupid..
lexi050 0
Kind of..I give up v.v
thelastlucifer 17
size 16.... really...