Today, I bumped into my ex-boyfriend I still love, and his new girlfriend, who he cheated on me with. Embarrassingly, she was wearing the same top as me. However hers was in size 6, unlike my 16. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, I was hanging out with my ex's new girlfriend. I found out he was dating us both at the same time and was comparing between us. That is why he broke up with me two years ago and is still with her ever since. FML
Today, I ran into my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend at a grocery store. We haven't seen each other since we broke up a few months ago, and when he introduced me, he called me by the wrong name. We dated for three years. FML
Today, I was introduced to the girl my current boyfriend went out with while dating me. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-boyfriend stole a pair of my underwear, and still wears them to this day. FML
Today, I went to Target with my girlfriend. As we were walking in, I saw a girl in a crop top and leggings walk by us. I instinctively turned my head to look so I could get her rear view. Not only was she flat as a board from the back, my now-ex noticed, broke up with me, and ordered a Uber home. FML
Today, I attended my 10-year high school reunion. My ex-husband's new wife showed up in the same dress as mine. I guess both the dress and my ex-husband look better on her. FML
Today, my ex-fiancée's new boyfriend phoned me to ask what her ring size is. FML
Today, my ex, for whom I still have feelings, introduced me to his new girlfriend. To make things "less awkward," he invited a mutual friend of ours. However, the last time I'd seen this friend, it was a week after my ex and I had broke up, and we hooked up. Awkward doesn't cover it. FML
Today, I saw my friend's ex and noticed she had gained a ton of weight since he dated her and had been dating someone else. It reminded me of my friend, so I messaged him and made a joke about her being unrecognizable. He informed me that they started seeing each other again last week. FML
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digitalcadenza 7
doesn't justify the cheating.
FarSide 23
Don't beat yourself up OP. Why... you are 2.66 times the girl that she is!
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coyfish 0
drop a few LBs and get your rear into shape
chippa 24
Ouch, that's really harsh. Hang in there, OP. He's not worth worrying about. And remember: once a cheater, always a cheater—he'll probably cheat on skinny-chick too, hah!
Cheylea 10
I know how you feel, same thing happened to me. Keep your head up OP, he wasn't worth it. (:
SongzQueen2011 1
it doesn't matter what size she was, he is still wrong. Be proud of your body. If you are not comfortable with your weight, change it.
Person1233 13
If you really care about your size, then do something about it! It really isn't hard to replace fatty foods with fruit and exercise just a little bit. If you aren't willing to do something about your weight, you don't have a right to complain. YDI.
obviousboy 8
lose the weight, chubby!
KBugg19 0
nobody said she was chubby, jerk. you're obviously single seeing as you don't know how to talk to women.
archman 0
Use it as motivation.
kduubb 7
no worries, i'm sure he will get what he deserves eventually.... member.. what goes around comes around(:
I_Told_YouSo 5
This FML can go 2 ways. Either OP is fat or her ex is cheating on her with a small ******* girl. Just saying.
cinderella10383 6
not all small women have small boobs I'm a size 7 and DD chest I wear a size medium shirt... what is up with all these men thinking that all small women have no chest? oh and before you start they are all home grown and natural!! Would love to see where all you pigs are living so I can see the kind of women you have to pick from
mdtiger 13
but!...does she have boobs with that size 6?