diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Kelly
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
him51772 0
fail a little harder next time OP.....
unknown_93 0
Hey #59 maybe if you checked the place where the fml came from you would see that it is in France...... what was that you were saying about glass jars in France?
turdburgers 0
other posters have remarked that when an OP doesn't enter a location, Nord-Pas-de-Calais is set as the default. Assuming that's true, we have no clue if they really are from there. I was saying they were made of glass? What's your point?
kmgentil 0
well, why is a french guy speaking english lolololol jkjkjkjk i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
DaleksAreEpic 0
What a fantastically epic FAIL.
ensemble_coeur 0
your bones must be made of glass, too
Miss_004 0
Ouch. FYL. But why are ppl so dumb and say you deserve it for having Nutella?
deathcab7 0
hehee i love nutella (: best stufff everr. but sorry to hear about it falling on you. quite trajic i must say...
duke54life 0
yeah that's great.
wierdo16 0
lmfao thats why you should've asked why or who's going lmfao
isitofficial_ 0
Teehee, its the nutella that matters, not the OP xD