freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Frozen 3
Today, as I was putting groceries away, I went to open my freezer door which randomly gets stuck by giving it a good tug, and a frozen hamburger fell on my right foot. My right foot, which is currently healing from a sprain I got a couple days ago. FML
Anonymous
Rockville, United States
Today, I sliced my finger on a frozen chicken cutlet. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
KlutzyFarmGirl
United States
Glamorous...
Today, I went into the farm where I work. Within the first 30 minutes I slipped on a fresh cow pie and broke my ankle. FML
Anonymous
Canada
Today, after a long day of working on my feet, I came home looking forward to soaking my aching feet in a foot spa. When I was pulling the machine out of a closet, it slipped and came crashing down on my feet. It broke. So did three of my toes. FML
Maju
Netherlands
Dumb, but relatable
Today, I hit my toe against a table. Out of frustration, I kicked the table and broke my little toe. FML
TheMadKian
Put some steel toe boots on
Today, I went to shut the door and ended up banging my toe on my guitar stand; then, as I was getting a snack out of a closet, I banged my toe again on the drawer and now I can't walk. FML
boopingsnoot
Ready for the grill!
Today, at work, the chest freezer was accidentally turned off. I work at a vet and the freezer is our morgue. It got opened before anyone realized the contents had thawed. FML
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I bought $250 worth of groceries and was feeling rather good about myself because it's the first time I've been able to do so in months. When I returned home I found my fridge/freezer broken. Most of the food I bought was dairy or frozen. FML
Anonymous
Unfortunate
Today, I was eating a bag of chips when one of the pieces broke off into a sharp point and when I chewed it, it stabbed into my gums. When I got up to wash the blood out of my mouth, I hit my big toe on my desk corner. FML
Top comments
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
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Fabby_fml 2
Well. That's random.
iAlwaysYDI 0
YDI for putting pop tarts in the freezer.
ImRawrtastic 0
ouch that's bs. but it's worth it fer the poptarts!
thor89 0
what kind of person puts poptards on the freezer why why are you doing this to me why ;(
fueledbyshar 0
Uh, your an idiot. they make poptarts that have to be chilled, you prick. And OP, FYL.
cookie_monster2 0
ain't that happy new year in Chinese?
GeoThermalSleuth 0
What's a Toe? I'm not used to this new hip logic.
johnnyproduce 0
douche bag! WTF do u put poptarts in the freezer for anyway! ydi!
BigLostBear 0
snickerdoodles as a baby?
JohnyF 0
lol
garrettjordan 0
hahahahahahah number 63 it's so true an OP fyl also has anyone even tried poptarts in the frezzer there really good
MadeOfAwesome 1
So did you never get the PopTarts? Damn..
brownlace 0
rofl!!
iCJ86 0
why do u keep poptarts in the freezer?
quietlytearful 0
haha "poptards"? good job 25, you fail at typing... unless you did that on purpose. that would make you awesome. :D
HeresReality 0
I can't believe anyone voted ydi for this (except pop tart or meat haters). it could happen to anyone
silentsniper441 0
you're a poptard
killerviral 0
YDI for having poptarts YDI for having a toe YDI for having a freezer YDI for having a box of meat YDI for living in tennasi YDI for having a house did I get it all
texas_justice 0
...yet another poptart related injury, and still there is no recall
karee10 0
who puts poptarts in the freezer? weird much! broken toe? fyl
Ajjas013 6
@104 I bet you have all those things. @pendatic: Happy New Year :)
emilypwnsyourmom 0
@ialwaysydi I can tell that you're a bitch.just by your username and comment on this.it's pretty obvious,really.
sterl13 0
that's some big meat
spankmepink22 5
thats what she said! haha
UrNotFunny 0
LMFAO
YeahFMLxX 0
Least my meat didn't happen to hit you, it'd blown the lower half of your body off!
Jegdor 0
That is word for word what i intended to post. way to go.
Skullcrusher 5
That's some funny shit. YDI. Why do you keep 'em in the freezer dumb ass?
YeahFMLxX 0
waaah (:
xlostwithoutu 0
@25 what kind of a person spells PopTart like "poptards" say it outloud u dumbass. And OP that sounds like it hurts alot FYL next time wear steel toed boot at the freezer
hotscar 3
there are some that are meant to e mmbe frozen
Aah_Zombies 0
#15, some poptarts are only good when chilled. Try it, it makes them ten times better. OP, that sucks. Whoever puts away the groceries in your house needs to learn to store big frozen chunks of meat securely.
Austino713 0
kill the person who rearranged your freezer!!!!!
iSwag 0
so...you saw something fall...naturally it's going to be hard since it's coming out the freezer...you knew your feet were down there...im sorry, why didnt you move?
grampa_pubes666 0
lmao frozen pop tarts.... hmm how much brown do u shoot up a day? xD
soupey_fml 0
YDI for wanting poptarts at all.
disney_blonde 16
Those aren't Poptarts, they're Toaster Strudels.
thor89 0
@153 I did it on purpose you you um...., 2 camels in tiny car
pr0adam 0
u put poptarts by the toaster so u can toast them u stupid ****
thor89 0
@153 I did it on purpose you poptard(Dumbass)
jollykilla704 0
they taste so much better frozen :p even with the broke toe
toxic10uhc 0
dude frozen poptarts are the shit!
iSwag 0
The most important thing here is not to confuse Toaster Strudel with poptarts because they are not in the same class...toaster strudels are so much better and confusing or even comparing the two is a sin of great magnitude of which I will be forced to hunt you down and destroy seriously.
RandomGuy1234 0
I don't know i have never tried. But still why in the freezer? seems like an accident waiting to happen if you ask me
jasonsaied 1
haha 15 that was my exact comment. and lolol 105
Sniper3000 0
wat #15 said
caelun 0
lol
RyGan 0
my favourite FML so far .. Random and something I would do ..
jer13 2
YDI foe freezing the poptarts. Yuck!
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
eww
MeowingKat 0
YDI for eating poptarts
demonwolfmaster 26
poptarts frozen on a hot summer day taste good
mikeyceroooo 0
first mofo!!! and that sucks
Nyudo 3
What kind of idiot puts pop tarts in the freezer? They go in the cupboard. YDI!
Fabby_fml 2
There ARE Pop Tarts that are actually supposed to go in the freezer, y'know.
npk88 0
There are a few kinds of poptarts that are really good when you put them in the freezer and are advertised as being good that way...mostly they are the non-fruit ones; like smores or icecream sundae.
shamille 5
yeah, they're called toaster strudels
beren456 1
...Does it matter what they are called?
mellasaurusrex 5
3, those were my thoughts exactly. I've never put any poptart in the freezer...
shamounpaula 2
I agree!
jackipdoc 31
Putting hot fudge sundae pop tarts in the freezer was the shit I did it all the time!
Insert_Wit_Here 0
Why are there Poptarts in your freezer?
mikeyceroooo 0
yes
SomeGuy490 0
Damn grammar Nazi.
Jbiebs82 0
WHO THE **** PUTS POPTARTS IN. THE FREEZER?!!?!?
crazytrick11 0
omg that sucks major!!
daniel1_1 13
who the he'll puts pop tarts in the freezer
MermaidSongXOXO 6
...You keep Poptarts in the freezer?
mikeyceroooo 0
yeah... kinda weird
Gumblebum100 0
yeah I've seen toasted poptarts and regular poptarts but serves you right for putting poptarts in a freezer
Ajjas013 6
I microwave them. Amidoinitrite?
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Urdoinitwrong :]
RIKANA 0
I hope your ok! that happened to me once, only it was a mettal compus. hope your allright:) RI
xxhappyninjaxx 0
who puts pop tarts in the freezer???
pun619 0
well most ppl do. it was in the pop tarts comercial
ModernWarfare3_fml 0
"meat gods" LMFAO
12stargirl 0
wow! r u ok?