cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
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Top comments
WCARlover 35
That does not sound like a gouda time, I bet you're feeling pretty bleu
roxyroller20 15
Try putting some cold/frozen on it! Or maybe not...
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Comments (47)
roxyroller20 15
Try putting some cold/frozen on it! Or maybe not...
gamermonster 34
The cheese will do in this case.
WCARlover 35
That does not sound like a gouda time, I bet you're feeling pretty bleu
pjsr 33
Grate pun, Colby!
Sia_Will 13
And this is supposed to be funny...?
tantanpanda 26
^it doesn't have to be. It was amusing since it wasn't an overused pun and had at least some thought put into it.
vinnie_boombotz 15
Read "I sprained my wrist while..." and thought this was going in a totally different direction.
poorkitten 15
so many questions right now
Mpii 11
I'm assuming there was a reason, you couldn't wait for the cheese to melt, if that's one of the questions.
TheLostCauseFML 40
Cheese.. Wisconsin.. hmm. Fate? Sorry OP.
xoxoblondee 31
That doesn't sound grate at all!
socksxox 19
why would you freeze cheese though?
rekdovah 11
Cheese is a dairy product and it can be frozen to keep it fresh. My family buys cheese in bulk and freezes what we don't need.
Stiggy626 25
Yeah but let it thaw first. kinda stupid to do it frozen
allykaymorris 24
At least you didn't grate your wrist!
BiGTiMeNeRD 29
He should be... Grate-ful?
drayloon 50
Grate job, buddy
doodycakes 16
Kinda funny considering you're from Wisconsin. But seriously, hope the damage wasn't too bad and you are doing ok
Mauskau 36
Can you explain the Wisconsin and cheese link? I think it's the cheese that's the link here anyway...
bfeller728 8
Wisconsin is a cheese making state stereotypically and realistically