Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
beccartist 1
I just ate a 7 decker nutella-wich. :D
tisiphone_fml 0
They sell the plastic jars in the US, too, but that must have been once huge glass bottle of Nutella. I sort of want one.
MinaXmassacre 0
I can't really make sense of this but if it really did happen, ouch. Nutella is yummy though!
ladygagafrk 0
Ouch.
_Jake 0
eww that's nasty
cuteness69 0
Shoulda Had A v8 ! (:
WreckerGirl 4
Nutella is the spread in the centre of Fererro Roche chocolates. It's made from hazelnuts, cocoa and skim milk (main ingredients anyway).
danielley96 0
hahha I love nutella but I didn't think it could break a wrist.
turdburgers 0
Most delicious injury ever.
kmgentil 0
where the heck do you get a glass container of nutella??!!??!!!!!
isitofficial_ 0
sometimes the shops put it in glass cups so when the nutella finshes, you can have the glass cup. its usually limited because the cups have got kewl designs on them like spongebob xD