Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was sitting using my laptop, while eating a bag of Starbursts. The bag slid off the bed, so I went to catch it and in the process my knee hit my laptop, which flew off the bed onto the wooden floor, and shattered. I broke my laptop to save 11 Starbursts from falling. FML
Today, I got home after a long day and collapsed onto my bed… forgetting I'd left my laptop open on it. Now I have an expensive, broken pillow. FML
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Today, I was mugged. Not for a laptop, cell phone or money, but for the cupcake I was eating. FML
Today, I was walking to work, when I slipped and landed on my tail bone. Worse still, my hot coffee went flying into my face. I currently can't see out of my left eye. FML
Today, I got a new laptop for Christmas. The picture on the box showed a woman balancing it on one finger to show how light it was, so I tried it myself. I dropped my laptop, breaking the hard drive and putting a massive crack down the screen. FML
Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML
Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML
Today, I was knocked into a wall by a high-pressure water cannon suddenly kicking in. I was only going to the corner store to buy some chocolate. Probably serves me right for not noticing a small riot due to a thumping hangover. FML
Today, I walked into a glass door at a busy mall. Not only did I face-plant in front of a crowd, but I also left an almost perfect imprint of my face on the glass. FML
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Top comments
Wolfo06 16
Netflix's and smash (into a wall)
TheGreastest 24
whatever you were trying to watch, I just hope it was worth it
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Comments (28)
TheGreastest 24
whatever you were trying to watch, I just hope it was worth it
nattnatt73 31
Netflix is taking over our society. That said I too have fallen prey to Netflix, I hit my shoulder though.
Wolfo06 16
Netflix's and smash (into a wall)
manuwish 9
why walk around? couldn't you find a spot and than turn on Netflix?..we live, we learn :)
Bearsmomma 30
*then*
SauceySarah 30
I clicked "I agree, your life sucks," because I would be such a huge hypocrite and a liar if I pretended I haven't ever been there. I feel your pain because same, OP.
anonymuse_fml 31
Just because you've done it doesn't mean you didn't both deserve it. LOL.
Leviathene 34
First world problems :) Hope your eye is ok.
Siehnados 17
This is gonna be even funnier in 10 years time when it pops up again in the random section...
stryder9090 28
Well, you are.
jcash52426 5
I think you got was you deserved! Why didn't you just hit pause and move your laptop and other stuff.
lusanna 19
Never make a second trip, eye-socket or not lol