Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
currychicken 4
first!!
MyKillz 0
Mmm, nutella good! Me hungry
Cupcaken 0
NUTELLAAAA!!
justmyluck1212 0
Omg I hope the Nutella's okay!!!!!
Kiara41 0
Where I'm from, Nutella is famous for having these HUGE glass jars. I can see someone breaking a finger from it, but a wrist? I'm not sure.
oooooh_fml 0
BelaLugosisdead 0
Well, I've seen gallon sized containers of Nutella. But I doubt the OP would have one of those in an upper cabinet. But they do hurt like a bitch when they fall on you, but you must have some weak bones then if one broke your wrist. O_o
alkos 0
ouch.
tedwin223 0
wow I need to buy that
erjaguam 0
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