Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I dropped some glass at my job while putting it on the shelf. A shard bounced off the floor and went up my nose. FML
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I was working out with the guy I like when he spilled his water bottle. I went to clean up the spill, bashed my face into the weight bar, which broke my nose. FML
Today, my friend hit a glass with her arm, so I dove to try and catch it before it hit the ground and shattered. I hit my head against the table, giving me a nice gash that needed stitches. The glass was actually plastic. FML
Today, I was using the restroom at work when my glasses slipped off my face and landed right in the toilet. FML
Today, I broke my glasses. How did I break my glasses? A cow kicked me in the face at work. FML
Today, I was at work, nonchalantly spinning my keys around my finger when they flew off and hit a glass cabinet. Broken glass showered passing customers. I don't think I'll have a job to go to tomorrow. FML
Today, at work, I managed to hit myself in the face with a large sheet pan. The force made me back into a shelf, which knocked a box off the top, which hit me in the head and knocked me out-cold. I now have a fat lip, a sore head, and bruises all over from the fall. FML
Today, at my new job waitressing, I walked into a glass door at full speed while carrying a tray of drinks. Not only did I spill everything, but I also left a weird make up face print on the glass for everyone to laugh at. FML
Today, I went to take a drink from my water bottle while sitting in a quiet office with 5 coworkers. I squeezed too hard, sending a jet of water straight into my nose. My coworkers now think I need a sippy cup. FML
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tiptoppc 21
That sucks, it’s an accident but make a cake and apologize, and maybe make a new best friend. I made a good friend from a really shitty situation I encountered when I got hurt by them on accident. But how you attempt to move forward may stifle any ill will that generates by declaring harmless intentions. Tis’ an opportunity to make friends. Like that fortune cookie says
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tiptoppc 21
That sucks, it’s an accident but make a cake and apologize, and maybe make a new best friend. I made a good friend from a really shitty situation I encountered when I got hurt by them on accident. But how you attempt to move forward may stifle any ill will that generates by declaring harmless intentions. Tis’ an opportunity to make friends. Like that fortune cookie says