Today, I agreed to meet my ex-girlfriend at our favorite restaurant with my hopes high. She just wanted me to meet her new boyfriend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I'm so hopelessly lonely that I've agreed to meet up with my ex for some semblance of friendship. FML
Today, my ex called me up to suggest that we become friends, only so that she could introduce me to her new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was having an after work-out dinner with my ex-girlfriend and we were having a great time, catching up, eating good food, all the good things. Then when I got home, I realized I just talked to my ex-girlfriend for an hour and a half about how much better her new boyfriend is than me. FML
Today, I took my new girl out on a date after work. Ten minutes later, my ex-wife, her new boyfriend and my daughter showed up at the same restaurant and decided a double date would be fun. My ex lives an hour away. FML
Today, my old high school mates organised a dinner hangout so that my recent ex, who is part of our group, could introducing her new boyfriend to us. I was late and the only remaining seat available was next to the new boyfriend. FML
Today, I was eating lunch on my first date with a really pretty girl, when my ex shows up at the same restaurant and starts telling her how bad of a boyfriend I was. My date left. FML
Today, I took a date to a new restaurant I’d never been to before. Wish I had been because it turns out two of my ex-girlfriends work there as waitresses. Luckily they were amicable break-ups, but it was still hella awkward every time they brought stuff to the table. FML
Today, I went to my ex-girlfriend's house to bring her her stuff back. We broke up earlier this week after a two year relationship, and I'd hoped she would've realized her mistake and ask me to stay for a bit and talk. I rang the doorbell and her new boyfriend opened the door. FML
Today, the girl I've had a crush on for a year finally said she'd go out with me. On the way over to pick her up, she called me and said she couldn't go because she was going out to dinner with her ex-boyfriend to talk things over. She asked if she could use the reservations I had made. FML
Today, after recently quitting a terrible job which made me miserable, I went to my first work meeting at my new job. I was excited to start fresh and meet my new coworkers. Instead, I met my boyfriend's extremely jealous ex-girlfriend. She didn't look excited to see me. FML
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npk88 0
that really sucks...what a bitch.
30Degrees_Below0 0
That's so low... I can't even imagine how angry I'd be if my ex boyfriend did that to me. If she's that rude, don't even worry about being friends with her.
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Comments (99)
npk88 0
that really sucks...what a bitch.
TaeTae24 0
wow!
HoesInaBox 0
if she wanted you to meet him, could that possibly mean she still wants you?
pattywat 0
awww **** her dude
humorizer 14
You deserve it for coming with hopes that were under the influence of narcotic drugs.
eyesluvsya 0
i think she was longing for you and she was trying to make you jelouse eihter pay back or she still got feelings for you... sorry
RandomGuy1234 0
#67 I would say "stop pretending to be smart" but he actually makes a perfect point...espcially about the old problems resurfacing part....Never get back with an ex...i did...and like he/she said the old problems just came back...Their is a reason it ended and it will probably just end again...tell that hoe "Im happy for you.and when he dumps your overused ass...just know..I will be laughing in the distance" >=)
jemzsgirl 0
dude, u just made my day.
tal26ful 0
Right after she would tell me I'd tell her to **** off and that she wasted 10 minutes of my life.
cutie467 0
awww that's so sad
sexy_pants_101 3
wow... really?? that's kinda bitchy... she invited u just to rub it in ur face... FORGET HER!!!!!
flashback.miss 28
Is his name Bubba?
ashleynonymous 0
Why? Why must women think this is appropriate? No your ex bf doesn't want to meet your new bf.
kisseshugsdrugs 5
i dont think thats appropriate at all. unless i am friends with my ex then i might if it comes up. but im not going to invite my ex onto a date with my new beau to be a bitch. fyl OP your exgirlfriend is a flaming thundercunt.
nood_fml 0
maybe she did it for revenge?
stickynachos 0
Very true.
winterplague 4
that really stinks.
pupu031 0
Come on, u two already broke up~Just focus on ur next~
davidhasmorefun 0
why oh why do people want to get back with their exs?
blu27 0
why?
warsun 27
To mock OP
freaxxy 0
She sooo wants you back...
corme_fml 0
Nice way of showing it. If someone sprung that on me, they'd never hear from me again.
lulupookiepoo 0
It's a JOKE retard! Take SARCASM!
lulupookiepoo 0
It's a joke, don't take it so seriously! (: