Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Tawnyleona 2
Surely even you guys in the States know what jelly glasses are and could make the connection? Or maybe your grandmothers didn't save the jars from jelly and use them for orange juice like mine did, or maybe I'm just too old. Anyway, there's a whole section on Wikipedia just on containers for Nutella: Although Nutella is marketed in a variety of packages, its typical containers have always been made of glass (though plastic containers are more common in the USA, Canada, and Mexico). Initially, the most popular glass containers were quite small, the size of a standard water glass; they could be used as normal table glasses once the product had been consumed.
KurouTenshi 0
apparently, people have mixed feelings about nutella, and in this case vice versa: it must've not liked you very much. FYL and hope your wrist gets better hun :)
Cupcaken 0
Maybe the OP got one of those 10 kg. ones the size of a dog IN HEIGHT. Those things could break a thigh.
kdkorz 7
Mmmmm, Nutella!
charmedheksie 0
Nutella gets sold in most countries in a glass, not plastic. So ouch
shoieb9 14
But what is this FML doing in LOVE ? were u in love with Nutella glass? :D
InnuendoQueen 0
It was in Love because now (If it's a he) he can't do the nasty o.o
whitecitrus 0
i'm a she, not FAT but i still love nutella :)
pwincessa23 1
Jerk! I hope u apologized to the delicious, chocolaty, nutty, wonderfully awesome Nutella....
fishyfingaz 0
aaaw thats harsh! i can imagine how it felt X-o
kachaa 0
and of course the best thing to do for a broken wrist is immediately go and type on the keyboard to post it on the internet...
shoieb9 14
Win!
whitecitrus 0
exactly! because i have nothing better to do (like go to a hospital to get my wrist fixed) i decide to spend my time on fml :-)
jonreed200 0
i love nutella