Today, I was bored so I got my little brother's toy spaceship and a teddy bear, went to my room and started flying them around, having dog fights, making explosion noises and humming epic orchestral music. My mom opened my bedroom door, showing our new hot female neighbour around the house. I'm 19. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. I let her play with a box of old Star Wars toys to keep her occupied while I quickly went to use the bathroom, and when I returned she was making the 15 or so figures have a massive orgy, sex sounds included. FML
Today, I walked in on my teenage son passionately making out with one of his sister's Barbie dolls. FML
Today, a door-to-door salesman came to my apartment. I was too lazy to change from my teddy bear print pajamas, fuzzy socks and pink slippers when opening the door to him. He took one look at me and asked, "Hello darling, are your mommy and daddy home?" I'm 22 and live here on my own. FML
Today, my mom put some bubblewrap on my desk because she thought I would have fun with it. I'm 18. It was awesome. FML
Today, I was visiting my friend's new house and he was showing me around. I saw a small door in the wall and decided to open it. When I opened it, his daughter was hiding in there and screamed to scare me. Now I know my scream is more high pitched than his daughter's. I'm a 37 year old male. FML
Today, I was playing with my 5 year-old neighbor. I was changing and he saw me naked. Then he went home and his parents came over. Apparently, he told them that I have beautiful boobs. FML
Today, I invited a girl I really like to spend the afternoon at my place. Everything went great... with my sister. They became really good friends, and me, well, I tried to alleviate my boredom in front of my computer. FML
Today, I went for a run. When I got home, no one was there so I took off my clothes and laid on the cool wood floor. I decided to call my girlfriend and we started talking in baby voices. That's when my mom walked into the house witnessing everything. FML
Today, I saw a gun on my dad's bedside table. I knew it wasn't real, so I picked it up and posed like a badass. Then I shot a hole in their bedroom TV, blew out my eardrums, and my mom flew in and started screaming at me. FML
Today, I slept over at a friend's house. We decided to dress up as ninjas and play a trick on her younger brothers, sleeping in the basement. While sneaking down the stairs, in the dark, her mother came home. Thinking I was a robber, she beat me with a lamp. FML
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joanjett 0
Ok, YDI.
xgetxbentx 13
7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.
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joanjett 0
Ok, YDI.
cookiemobzta 0
I'm sorry we all do the same
rciccone 0
we all knw we want to do the same just aren't stupid enough to do it
WolfsGuns 0
# 19 FTW
allenrotstein 0
At least she didn't find you jerking off or taking a stinky dump..
TheWhiteDemon 0
actually if he were getting it off and the girl saw it...
TheWhiteDemon 0
that is, if he had a giant log. "mind if i help you finish?"
CitrusGirl 0
YDI- not for playing with toys but for taking your little brothers toys without asking
ShorTiE4LyFe 0
Ooooh FML my friend. I've done that before... Only my bf came in my room and started playing along with me...xD And it was barbies.
pursey11041996 4
nothing wrong with having a little fun , common , I'd to that if I was bored too .
seanders 10
This is why I play guitar lol.
amnesiasparkles 0
guitar FTW!!!!
Person000 0
a lot of guys do that it's just we switch from toys to video games.
snowboarder1417 2
Yeah YDI, but who invites brand new neighbors into their house for a tour, including the bedrooms?
alex1646 0
I think you are awesome, and if I saw a girl do this i would ask her out on the spot. Then again That's coming from a MLIAer.
JetLiFanFTW 0
#28 you got nice ****
swimchic007 0
119. yes! marry me? :)
12596 0
this is like the most unbeliveable fml why would ur mom give a neighbor a tour of ur home
12596 0
this is like the most unbeliveable fml why would ur mom give a neighbor a tour of ur home
BadasS14 0
playing with toys at the age of 19 is a major cockblock
TobyFunke 3
I don't think you know what a cockblock really is. Playing with toys at age 19 is more of a deal breaker than a **** block. If you were hitting on the girl and your buddy came over and told her you like to have dogfights with toy airplanes in your bedroom all day, that would be a cockblock
tannarox 0
113- i love you! the first thought I had when I saw this was MLIA!
ILoveJace01 0
I agree. These kinds of FML's are the ones the OP's deserve. If you wanna do that, whatever. But lock the door, turn up the music.
ILoveJace01 0
Lol I was thinking that, too! But maybe they were just trying to be nice...idk.
alienc 0
lol am i the only person that would join in or watch in amazement and joy. it's good to grow up, just never let the kid in you go away. also, if I saw a girl doing that, it would be an instant plus for knowing shes can just be herself.
efynsien 1
Remembering the days wen you could do that is fun...besides spaceships are badass
alexbeathalo2 4
I bet you still wear diapers
_HeadShot_ 0
tell her u have a twin?
DuckOnAStick 0
What does him having a twin have to do with him wearing diapers?
Ali_Br_fml 33
and your twin died recently & no1 wants to talk about it b/c it's so sad, & she saw him on the last day of his life.
Sexywifey91 0
wow how embarrasing lol
honeylove36 0
hahahahh amazing first impression
nevergo 10
Houston we need damage control
joanjett 0
Someone isn't getting a girlfriend. DAMN ANTIFLOOD!!!!!
brennboo 3
what?! that is my dream guy right there :) we could look back on it and laugh... ahh it's perfect!!
Surfer7456 7
well 19 and still living with mommy-you prob didn't have a chance anyway lol
CitrusGirl 0
Could be in college and back for the summer
iGrenade 0
what's wrong with that? you can save a lot of money if you live close to your college and commute. l2save$
theian01 3
It's only 19. it's not 23. I'm 19 and I'm still at my parents house. I can't afford my own place because of school. I also have a girlfriend. So my life makes your comment inaccurate.
NameTitleHere 0
You got owned. By your mum.
rottentomatoes 7
dumbdumbdumbdumbdah, dumbdumbdumbdumbdah, dumbdumbdumbdaaahhh!
xJASMINEx 0
nice
xgetxbentx 13
7 - lots of 19 year olds still live at home. especially with today's economy, it's much cheaper to live at home while in college. now, if he's 19, living at home, and being a lazy bum then there's an issue. op - ydi for not finding something better to do. I find it very hard to believe that there was NOTHING else you could have been doing.
queencitystoner 0
lol at least he wasn't jerking it when they came in, that. would really have been an fml.
ANTLink19 4
unless he was huge, instant WIN
CitrusGirl 0
If I walked in on a dude jerking off it wouldn't matter the size. He'd have no chance with me.
Igor_g5 0
45. you'd help him out.
CitrusGirl 0
nope. I would say "seriously? If you're gonna do that at least lock the door."
hedgerow 0
I can feel the shame all the way over here!