Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Slippery when wet
Today, I managed to spill piping hot oil all over my kitchen floor, thinking it was too hot to clean right then and there I left it for a few hours to cool. I forgot about it, and slipped over in it bashing my head into my cupboard handle. FML
imalwaystired
France
Today, I opened the cabinet to take a pill for my headache. After taking the pill, I turned around and smashed my head on the open cabinet door. FML
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Cool moves
Today, I tried to open my water bottle, which is like trying to open a pickle jar, and after several seconds, it exploded all over my desk and clothes. Then, when I was going to get paper towels and a change of clothes, I slipped on the puddle and hit my head on my desk as I came crashing down. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Messy
Today, I absent-mindedly poured the putrid water from the sink’s air trap into the sink that I'd just removed the air trap out of, and flooded the cupboard I then had to crawl into. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Defeated by cups
United States
Kitchen nightmare
Today, I tried to get a cup from the designated cabinet. As soon as I opened it, a glass cup fell down, which I narrowly saved from breaking by having it bounce off my foot. Obviously, that didn't feel good. But you know what also didn't feel good? The travel mug falling on my head immediately afterward. FML
Anonymous
Counterproductive?
Today, I decided to be productive and clean behind my couch. I found dust, old receipts, and one sock I thought was stolen by the universe. When I stood up proudly, I smashed my head on the shelf above. I knocked down three picture frames. All shattered. FML
diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
ojskyguy
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Pearl, United States
Wine about it
Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML
Anonymous
Pincushion
Today, I accidentally broke a vase. When I was clearing it up, I used my bare hand to sweep up the shards without thinking. I'm still fishing pieces of broken glass out of my hand. FML
Top comments
RichardPencil 32
Why? Was that punk cupboard hassling you for the spill? You needed to teach it a lesson. That's real badass to do it with a headbutt, though.
JMPercussion 6
I guess that's what happens when you try to get ahead of yourself on extra cleaning.
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Comments (7)
RichardPencil 32
Why? Was that punk cupboard hassling you for the spill? You needed to teach it a lesson. That's real badass to do it with a headbutt, though.
JMPercussion 6
I guess that's what happens when you try to get ahead of yourself on extra cleaning.
Cynical_1 26
Well at least it was the door that broke and not your head.
Tripartita 45
Sounds like you're progressing nicely through your own superhero origin story. Next plot-point: mistakenly stopping a pedestrian-bound car. With your nose.
darshini_ii 24
You've got one very strong head there, or one very flimsy cupboard..
itssnotfunny 24
You just put every Sensei out of business.
Cali 57
Haha my first thought was karate-related too!