diorlove
France
Today, I broke my wrist because a Nutella glass fell on it after I opened the cupboard. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Mansfield, United States
Today, I fell down the stairs with a cup of coffee. It gave me burns on my arm and I sprained my wrist. FML
Anonymous
Walnut head
Today, after sweeping up a spill, I managed to break the cupboard door. With my head. FML
Ouch
Getting a head start on the Halloween look
Today, while washing dishes for my friend, I managed to break an unbreakable glass and slice my hand open on it. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Anonymous
Madrid, Spain
Late fee
Today, I woke up earlier to food prep for lunch later. Just as I was preparing the ingredients, I dropped a thick glass saucer on the kitchen counter and it shattered like a hail storm - everywhere in the kitchen. I ended up spending more time cleaning it out and obviously logged in to work later than usual. FML
Kelly
Double FML
Today, I tried to put a drinking glass on the top rack at the dish sink where I work, but lost my grip. The glass then fell into my coworker's face, the bridge of her nose to be exact. X-rays confirmed that I broke her nose. FML
freakingow
United States
Today, I opened the freezer for some Poptarts and a giant block of meat fell and broke my toe. FML
justplaindumb
Des Moines, United States
Today, I walked into a wall, smashing my laptop into the top of my eye socket. This was all because I was carrying my laptop, phone and chocolate mug cake, all while trying to watch Netflix on said laptop. I feel like a 2016 cliché. FML
charapos
Smashing awakening
Today, I woke myself up by slamming my ankle into a glass bottle. FML
cheeseless
Milwaukee, United States
Today, I sprained my wrist while trying to grate a block of frozen cheese. FML
Top comments
wexou3 3
well, either you have very very fragile bones... or it was a monstrous Nutella glass :-)
boopityboppity 11
That's one heavy nutella glass. I need to get me one of those.
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Comments (153)
rhanana 0
that's because nutella sucks
mini1 0
Maybe.. the nutella thought you were emo and wanted to help cD
BlueTwist89 0
Usually a store doesn't offer both plastic and glass versions of the same item. As for the OP, fyl for having bad luck and bad bones.
davidhasmorefun 0
umm. nutella is gross. and apparently dangerous too.
isitofficial_ 0
no, your mum is gross. nutella ftw :D
eoghanface 0
FIRST!!!!
Person1233 13
Wow, that was moderated fast... And all it said was FIRST!!!!!!
schalk 12
That's because people who post "first", even if they are, should be shot. (or kicked in the groin, then shot)
ccbooya18 0
you deserved it for having nutella and a messy cabinet
LOLSMILEYFACE331 0
Nutella is so good! Poor you though.
Person1233 13
FYL for having Nutella in your house. I can barely touch the glass without being disgusted... *shudders*
daman1 0
Kinda hard for it to fall with the door closed!
rachexl 0
mmm nutella