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Today, my wife asked me when will my sex drive just stop. I'm only 39. FML
Today, my wife asked me when will my sex drive just stop. I'm only 39. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, after close to 10 years of marriage, my wife’s health has improved enough she is craving sex again. Just not with me. FML
Today, my husband complained about my lack of sex drive. Gee, I wonder why, Mr. "Always comes first by humping for a whopping 30 seconds." FML
Today, my wife snapped at me for never having sex with her. Any time I try, she tells me to stop, but apparently sometimes she wants me to ignore her pleas and keep going. Sometimes she actually wants me to stop, though, and she won't tell me how to differentiate the two. Help. FML
Today, my wife told me she had stopped taking her anti-depressants a month ago in hopes of increasing her non-existent sex drive. I asked her if it had helped, and was about to suggest she start taking them again for her own wellbeing. She replied with, "Anyway, I'm just not attracted to you." FML
Today, as usual, my wife only wants to have sex to reproduce. As soon as she falls pregnant, the shop is closed. She doesn't care about my sexual needs, saying if I was really that horny, I should go sleep with some else. I'm not that guy and if I do get the guts to do so, I‘m afraid she will hold it against me, and take the kids and our savings. FML
Today, after several grueling weeks at the gym, my moribund sex drive suddenly kicked into high gear. All I want is for my husband to fuck me senseless, but he's now convinced I'm just trying to butter him up before dropping a bombshell. FML
Today, I jokingly asked my husband at what age does he think we’ll stop having sex. His instant response was, “Dunno, at what age do you want to be divorced so I can remarry a woman half your age who still rides cowgirl?” FML
Today, my wife of 12 years informed me that the only sexual activity she is interested in is foreplay, and she absolutely doesn't want to go any further than that anymore. FML
Today, on our honeymoon, my wife still won't have sex with me. When I brought it up, she started crying and said she's still "not ready" for sex. We're both in our late twenties. When the fuck will she be ready? FML
Today, I figured out the best way to endure my wife's lack of sex drive: whenever she complains, I lose the urge myself. Works like a charm, because she complains all the time. FML
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Top comments
cuz803 46
Infidelity isn't cool
Brightside86 31
If the physical attraction is gone, I would expect things to spiral out of control quickly. You really need to get this sorted ASAP.
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Comments (10)
stycfighter 3
**** someone else then
cuz803 46
Infidelity isn't cool
Kattemageren 9
True.But neither is a sexless marriage
TomeDr 25
Maybe you should concentrate on learning how to please her. If you please her and make the sex good for her, I guarantee you it will be wonderful for you. If you’re selfish in bed, you’re going to be a very lonely sex deprived person.
cuz803 46
Are you sex addict? Maybe you're lacking in satisfying her and she's tired of always satisfying you without her reaching climax in return.
Brightside86 31
If the physical attraction is gone, I would expect things to spiral out of control quickly. You really need to get this sorted ASAP.
Chazzster 32
While it may sound cruel, when the sex drives of the spouses are badly unbalanced the marriage is heading for a rocky end. Sex is an important part of the glue that holds couples together. It’s not everything but it is important. Wife’s apparent lack of interest in sex could be due to many things, some reasons might could be improved, others may not be readily improved. There is no reason to play the blame game, it’s a problem that either can be solved or improved or it’s a deal breaker. Only the individuals know for sure. If I was a betting man I would bet either husband or wife files for divorce within 1-2 years.
bleachedraven 14
fml makes me hate sex. It's all ******* tainted. Maybe instead of pleasure he gave her pain and she's sick of it.
bahklava 8
just be less horny. ydi.
Hangryko 32
Leave her alone or get a divorce.