Today, it's my 35th birthday. I’m a single father of 3 (14, 13, 12). I’m also a disabled combat veteran and have been alone for a while now. I just got news this morning that the mother of my children (who hasn’t been present in their lives at all for over 10 years and is a meth addict) is pregnant. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, it was my birthday and I have no children. My father bluntly says, "Well, I guess if I get any grand-babies out of you now, they will have Down's Syndrome." I just turned 30. FML
Today, it's been a year since my divorce. My deadbeat bipolar ex-wife is on her third boyfriend. I'm raising both our kids solo and, despite trying, have not even been able to land a single date since we seperated. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I'm 53 and I have four grown children and grandchildren. FML
Today, my youngest of four children turned 18. It was also the same day that my ex-wife called to tell me that after 18 years of paying child support, I wasn't the father. FML
Today, my husband and kids celebrated my 50th birthday. I turned 47. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My wife gave me a card that read, "You made it to 36!" It's my 35th birthday. FML
Today, I’m 16 years-old, father to a four month-old baby, and I have no idea what the fuck I’m doing. FML
Today, it's my 36th birthday. My boyfriend and I celebrated with a big group of our friends, our families, and their kids. Everyone there was taller than me, including my friend's 10 year-old son. FML
Today, after yesterday was the second anniversary of my mother’s passing, it’s now my son’s first birthday. To top it off, my job just laid everyone off today too. I had the only income in the family. FML
Today, I became a grandmother. At 44 years-old. My son is 15. FML
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DLBL 23
I don't understand how this effects your life.
tiptoppc 21
When a meth addict bangs 10 guys for meth with no abortion options, yeah, of course she’ll get pregnant. This is more of a “**** that kid’s life” assuming she doesn’t self-abort by copious intake of drugs killing it. If not, that poor bastard…,
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DLBL 23
I don't understand how this effects your life.
tiptoppc 21
When a meth addict bangs 10 guys for meth with no abortion options, yeah, of course she’ll get pregnant. This is more of a “**** that kid’s life” assuming she doesn’t self-abort by copious intake of drugs killing it. If not, that poor bastard…,
DLBL 23
She could get free reliable birth control, but is probably too busy scoring drugs to bother.