Today, my boyfriend was seated in my section at work. As he sees me his face drops... he's on a date. He had forgotten I work there. I had to serve him and his date, and they didn't leave a tip. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend brought me to a restaurant on a surprise date. I guess he didn't know that my ex-boyfriend now works there, and that he would be our waiter for the evening. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had a lovely dinner date. Our waitress was really sweet, so we talked about leaving her a big tip. When we got home, we discovered we both thought the other person had left it. FML
Today, my boyfriend forgot to pick me up from work. We work at the same place. FML
Today, my boyfriend stood me up. At dinner with his parents. FML
Today, I went to a restaurant with my boyfriend. When it came time for us to leave, I saw him write something on the receipt for our waitress. I managed to get a quick look; it was his number. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML
Today, I was on a date with my boyfriend when he suddenly got down on one knee and proposed. A waiter tripped over him and spilled our food all over him. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to visit me at work. With another girl. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a restaurant so I could apply for a job, and we decided to eat there. After we finished, I went to start the car. When we got home, I asked him how much the bill came to. Apparently he didn't pay. I had already given them my completed application. FML
Today, I served my good friend and his girlfriend at the restaurant where I work. They did a "dine and dash". FML
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Top comments
TheWhiteDemon 0
break up? problem solved.
Zebidee 9
I'd break up with him, not because he's cheating, but because he's obviously too stupid to not take a date to the restaurant where his girlfriend works! Who wants to be around someone that dumb?
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Comments (93)
madarchod 0
FYL indeed
RawDawgie 0
I hope you farted on their food! :p
thatonename 7
I disagree. In my experience, an employer will care about their profits long before your personal issues. At most I could see letting op work a different section untill their soon to be ex leaves.
preetzzz 1
lmao the chances of that happeninnn..smhh
natirixoxo 0
ydi for not having a backbone. call him out on it and let her know what a great guy she's got!
zerobahamut03 2
Did you pull a scene like off the movie "Vanlentines Day''? Why not?! I would have not been able to keep myself calm if something like that happened. FYL OP and more power to you for being able to keep your cool. You didn't need a guy like that anyways. There is always someone better out there fo you.
omG_G00 0
# 1, awesome username XD
madarchod 0
80 - Are u Indian?
nightELFassasin6 0
his FACE dropped?? how does that work
TheWhiteDemon 0
break up? problem solved.
Sun_Kissed18 25
Pretty sure one of them is gunna do that... at least I hope
Rynow 7
Oohh. Third wheel.
kellan1100 0
awesome pic dude
gabii1fred 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
first! i always wanted to say that damn what a bastard, break up with him now!
madarchod 0
bad luck, I grabbed #1 spot, it's my first time doing that
InDenial 6
You were 2 minutes off. Your comment probably would've been moderated anyway!
braddles90 3
haha *akward turtle*
maphineRAWRS 10
what's the bet someone will say spit in his food? :P no but srs, whatadick
tamiscool 0
damn that sucks leave him and find someone that will treat you right playa
mama2b3 20
awkward...
77taylah33 0
what a dick break up with him there and then and make him feel like an idiot cause he made you feel like an idiot
Xavi89 0
haha
xStiina 0
asshole.