Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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soupisyummy 13
If your burp was like a 3 or a 4, I feel sorry for you. Go big or go home! :3
poopy1 0
Lol I pissed my pants lol
flyingfox408 0
If I was the groom, I'd feel sadder about my bride finding time on our wedding day for posting FML than her belching the vows.
digressions 13
You do realize that all FMLs must start with "Today," right? That does not mean it literally happened today. It could have been 10 years ago for all we know...
logkitty 5
at least you werent like that one lady on youtube that just couldnt stop laughing while saying her wedding vows... well actually that was kind of cute...
charlieinfinite 1
Hey, gas aside, a belch is also something people do when they're relaxed and comfortable. Now your man can know for sure you felt comfortable in your choice, and he's the right guy! :)
YourLifeSucks132 3
Think that's bad? You're spending your honeymoon posting on Fmylife!
digressions 13
Again...You do realize that all FMLs must start with "Today," right? That does not mean it literally happened today. It could have been 10 years ago for all we know...
YourLifeSucks132 3
Yes, but that wouldn't be as funny!
subversivefreak 2
Bet that was a short kiss :)
supahcoolperson 0
lol! well you'll look back on this one day and laugh :) but that musta been pretty embarrassing XD at least you were surrounded by friends and family
MsNight 1
Bwahahaaa. Sorry and FYL OP but this is something which, if your wife has a sense of humor, you'll both laugh about for a long time. If anything, you could at least send it to some home video show and see if you can get a cash prize for a 'wedding bloopers' moment! (if it was being recorded).
MsNight 1
**edit, sorry just realized OP is female, can't see it on iPhone. Just switch 'wife' for 'hudband' in my previous comment.