Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
Today, it was my wedding day, and while I was standing next to my husband in front of all of our guests, I was rocking on my heels because I was nervous. I rocked too far and fell backward. My husband didn't come to help me up. He just said at the top of his lungs, "FAIL!" FML
Today, it's my wedding day, and I have uncontrollable diarrhea. FML
Today, my husband started a food fight. During our wedding reception. FML
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Today, I was at a wedding. The ceremony was beautiful, right up until the ring bearer tripped. The rings were fine. However, the emergency chocolate bar I'd hidden in my suit pocket for later flew out and landed in front of the bride and groom. Some wedding photos now feature a chocolate bar in the center aisle. FML
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Top comments
MSJ91 1
haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory
stickitystickman 0
HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.
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Comments (142)
iFRUiTTART 0
LOL , ouchhh !
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
You're canadian, so YDI anyways
PTERONOPHOBIA 0
yeah, cause canadians are the ones everyone calls jerks.
netfreak 0
#31, we should meet up sometime. Like in a parking lot or something.
SiLveRStaRLIGHT 0
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT, seriously just shut up. Your intolerance is really starting to piss me off. Guess which country I'm from? I'll give you a hint: I'm not from Canada so you can't use your shitty ass "insults" against me. Shut the **** up and stop being racist against Canadians douchebag. OP: That sucks. I always end up having to pee when I get nervous, so if it makes you feel better I'll probably start squirming during my wedding. Hahaha. It'll be a nice story to humor family members later down the line (or kids if you're planning on having any). I know I enjoy hearing my Mom's embarrassing wedding stories. Or pretty much any story before I was born is interesting... Anyway, FYL.
FantineRose 0
You're an asshole. From, The Proud Canadian
SiCMgt4SlipKnoT 0
Ya'll a bunch of white niggers
FantineRose 0
Fail.
hecuva 0
and you probably just posted this to get responces and feel popular because you touch yourself at night
captivemj 4
WTF does being canadian have to do with letting one rip!! u stereotyping asshole!!
RJB 0
Obvious Troll is Obvious
Inked2009 0
Stop being such a racist piece of shit!
KumoFF7 3
Shut the **** up you over-sensitive prick. learn to take a damn joke
sarcasm_ftw 0
#35 should stop being an internet tough guy
snowmiser11 0
k guys its just a joke
zac12345 0
dang canadians.....always farting, I blame them and their "bacon"
ZleveL 0
97 ftw that guy looks like dumb muscle doucheman jkjk
purplegee 2
lol at least you have a good husband who can crack a joke!
Paradoxasaurus 0
Racist? The **** are you on about? Canadian isn't a race. It's a nationality.
stephyhull 4
haha awh noo :/
MSJ91 1
haha, now you'll remember your wedding better you should be laughing at it; it makes for a better memory
Blue_Coconuts 7
My thoughts exactly. Plus he joked about it, so sounds like it's something that can be laughed about later.
americayay 0
yeah, i wouldn't be laughing if i married a tactless ass who furthered such wedding day humiliation.
roflbubbles 0
OMG3rd
stickitystickman 0
HAHAHAA OH SHIZ that's so classic, you're a keeper.
redxapplexoxo 0
Really embarrassing, no?
Palomahhh 0
wow. I'm one of the first comments.
theoceanscool 0
Who ******* cares!
Phillay632 0
You're also one of the first douchebags to boast about what number your comment is. Congrats!
Person1233 13
Actually he isnt boasting. Hes so amazed he accomplished something, so he told everyone about his "amazing" feat. :P
NikkiFlysKites 8
Apparently you care enough to comment.
luckynotso 0
wow! that completely sucks!! did you laugh it off?
Annonymous_1 0
LOL!! This is MOST definitely an FML! At least you always have those memories!! :D
narwhalz 0
Would the clenching help squeeze out the fart? I don't know.
captaincutie 1
No you idiot , clenching keeps the fart in not squeeze it out ... DUHHHHHHH
Imawhalerider 0
Well, you married him? its funny, i just hope people laughed or it would be akward. YDI for dropping