Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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Comments (165)
speedsk8r4evr 1
Congrats on your marriage anyway! :)
Jamesdean1956 0
Honey the first time I laid eyes on you I *belch* (every one laughs) face palm, this is going on fml
daisy963 4
What does "op" mean? .. Sorry I realize I'm a bit off topic :p
MsNight 1
OP = original poster. In this case, the person who wrote the FML.
sublimaze 6
OP = Origami Penis
daisy963 4
Thanks! Msnight, and very funny sublimaze
jengers115 10
maybe you were nervous. hope everyone saw the funny side of it.
iam2beast2bme 4
Lol How do u do dat The bad part about it is that u were saying ur WEDDING VOWS!!!¡¡¡
GimmeFive 10
This is an FML for your spouse
KatieKupcake4195 9
Everyone burps, OP :) It's all good. This will just make your wedding even more memorable. Congratulations by the way :)
linkinpark98 24
Better out than in!
seriouslydoe1 0
That's okay! It'll be a good story some day!
babe7260 30
Aww not to worry Honey!!! It happens to everyone at some point & time! Sorry it was in front of everyone you knew!!!! In 20 yrs, you ll both be laughing about it! ;)