Today, it was my birthday and my first present was finding out that my girlfriend of five years has been cheating on me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend wished me a happy birthday. Too bad my birthday isn't for 5 months. She mixed up my birthday with the guy she's been cheating on me with. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Her birthday is tomorrow so she sent her new boyfriend to pick up her birthday present. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me through my birthday card. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me. I also found out that my best friend knew about it all along. When I confronted him, he tried to justify the betrayal by saying that she paid him to keep quiet. FML
Today, it was mine and my fiancé's 4 year anniversary. What did he get me? Nothing, but I did find out he's been cheating on me with multiple women. Guess I’m back to 0 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my first-ever boyfriend has been cheating on me for our whole entire relationship. All my fake friends knew about the her, but they just "forgot to tell me". FML
Today, I found out during my eleventh year anniversary with my husband that he was cheating on me with his recently deceased friend's girlfriend. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend was cheating on me, thanks to a friend's TikTok account. FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I found out that we were cheating on each other with the same person. FML
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ahabsfan 17
Your first present was Day One of your new life.
RichardPencil 32
That's a terrible gift! You should take it back for store credit (or cash if you have the receipt.) Or maybe you could re-gift it to someone you don't particularly like.
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Comments (3)
RichardPencil 32
That's a terrible gift! You should take it back for store credit (or cash if you have the receipt.) Or maybe you could re-gift it to someone you don't particularly like.
ahabsfan 17
Your first present was Day One of your new life.
RichardPencil 32
Are you a fan of the Montreal Canadiens or the Captain in Moby Dick?
genuinegoodguy 9
Better now than even later. Enjoy the single life for a while and pay her no heed.