Today, I was fiddling with a ring my aunt hand made me, accidentally slipping it off, and dropped it in the toilet. Like an idiot, I scrambled to get it out only for my bending over to activate the automatic flush. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, while I was going to the bathroom, my engagement ring fell off into the toilet, which then automatically flushed. FML
Today, my wedding ring came off in a Walmart bathroom and fell into the toilet. It was an automatic toilet. It flushed. FML
Today, after just having used the bathroom, my ring fell in the toilet. After stealthily removing it with a toothbrush, I went to go wash it in the sink. It then fell down the drain. FML
Today, I realized I'd put on my shirt on inside out, so I went to the bathroom stalls to fix it. As I was taking it off, I accidentally dropped it in the toilet. FML
Today, while pooping at work, I was scrolling through social media. I dropped my phone in the toilet and the automatic flusher engaged, flushing my phone halfway into the pipes, which then flooded the toilet. I had to call maintenance and explain what happened to retrieve phone. FML
Today, I was checking my phone while using the toilet. In a distressing moment of my brain mixing up the signals to my hands, I dropped my phone into the bowl and pressed my thumb into the shitty paper to turn it off. FML
Today, I was changing my shirt in the bathroom when I dropped it. It fell on my foot, so I decided to flip it up with my foot instead of bending down to get it. I flipped it, and it landed in the toilet. Which somebody had not flushed. FML
Today, while reading in the bath, I accidentally switched the shower on. Not wanting my book to get soaked, I threw it out of the tub. When I got out of the tub later, I found it had landed squarely in the toilet. FML
Today, I accidentally dropped a whole roll of toilet paper into the toilet. It was my last roll. FML
Today, I was taking a warm shower when someone in my house flushed the toilet, making the shower extremely hot. In my rush to get out so I wouldn't get burned, I slipped and knocked a tooth out. FML
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Top comments
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.
Davros 12
1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass
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Comments (8)
llostinreality 19
What a crappy day
RichardPencil 32
The robots are coming to kill us. First, they cause family dissension among the humans and complete the divide-and-conquer strategy!
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.
BurnInDemonFire 39
That's one way to get back to Mordor, I suppose.
real life problems 26
Skynet: 1 You: 0
Davros 12
1 ring to rule them. 1 ring to find.. .before your aunt finds out and beats your ass
WHSKitty 7
Why mess with the ring while you’re on the toilet? (I could honestly see it if you were naturally fidgety, however... I’d say get a Fidget Spinner, except for two things: 1) Idk if those actually work 2) knowing your (very bad) luck, it would proably either get flushed, or, depending on the size spinner you had, it would get severely stuck in the hole that sends waste through the pipes.