Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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EconomicCrisis 8
I assume it wasn't in Las Vegas.
Siant 4
How many people geeked?
wittygirl 8
Could be worse, my dad farted and the ceremony had to stop so they could move from the smell. And it lingered. And they never edited this in the film that was made for the special day of my parents nuptials... Makes me laugh to my sides ache to this day xD
pere 11
Just nerves, sweetie
Breezy4sheezy 2
Better to burp it and taste it, than to fart it and waste it.
lemonhead75 3
Definitely memorable
florido_fml 10
Ni
Cablo_Gubla 2
HA! That's awesome! Marriage is sillier than shit, you've done good.
Tez122 6
i hope u laughed it off
xIBleedPurplex16 0
Classy...