eugh
Midlothian, United States 🌶️ Spicy
TMI FML
Today, I discovered the brand of condoms my parents use. It was in the same grocery bag as my food. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Somebody fucking kill me!
Mexico 🌶️ Spicy
Change of plans
Today, as I was going to hook up with a sex friend, I discovered that my pack of condoms was missing. Then I saw my sister chewing out her two 10-year-old twins, who'd found them in my drawer. This how my family, who had visited me for family dinner, found out about my sexual life. FML
Person
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my mother found condoms in my room. She asked why and I said, "Just in case." She started laughing hysterically. FML
Anonymous
Staten Island, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Very posh
Today, my parents found my box of condoms. I'm 20, so it's no big deal, and they commended my responsibility. What they don't know is I don't talk to any girls, and I bought those condoms to jerk off into. FML
totallyembarassed
Charlotte, United States
Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML
ohEw
Pasadena, United States
Today, while doing my laundry, I found a very clean but presumably used ribbed condom in my freshly washed and dried sheets. It was not mine. FML
the_lonely_life
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I cleaned up my brother's room, since he's moved out. Under the bed I found a Doritos bag full of used condoms. FML
Confused lesbian
Lynchburg, United States
Today, I found a used condom in my bed. I haven't had sex in months and now I'm terrified. FML
Animal
Canada 🌶️ Spicy
One day…
Today, my mom was snooping around my room, and found the unopened box of glow in the dark condoms I bought myself year ago. She laughed and said, "No takers yet, eh?" FML
Sal
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I found a used condom and wrapper in the bathroom trash can at my girlfriends house. The condom is not a brand I've ever used. She lives alone. FML
my honest father
Kansas City, United States
Today, while having a serious talk with my father, he said, "Son, you're only alive because of a faulty, off-brand condom." FML
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rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Omg my parents have sex! How old are you? Do you think the condoms will infect your food:or something?
peterblackmer91 12
Why are people always so horrified that their parents have sex? It's ridiculous. I'd rather have parents that like each other than parents who fight and don't get along.
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1known 34
Well your parents want you to have a good time.
Bogrbon 27
No siblings for you!
CowgirlWithHeart 16
Better than dirty diapers and getting woken up at 3am!
rebelwithmouseyhair 18
Omg my parents have sex! How old are you? Do you think the condoms will infect your food:or something?
peterblackmer91 12
Why are people always so horrified that their parents have sex? It's ridiculous. I'd rather have parents that like each other than parents who fight and don't get along.
Hangryko 32
Your parents still have a loving and healthy partnership. Be glad of that and get over yourself.
Crowned Sataness 12
yes, your parents have sex. that's probably how you were born. someday you will have sex too. it's just a box, grow up.
lukey101 26
Do you expect your parents to pack their fresh, unwrapped condoms in a different bag to ‘your’ food? Hate to see you deal with an actual crisis
John Raymond Matheney 6
at least you didn't find a tube of astroglide and a **** ring while looking for change for the ice cream man when you were 13
KingAdrock 16
Oh grow up FFS. Sealed condoms in a box are not doing anything to your food. You already knew your parents have sex, because you exist. Get over it.
DLBL 23
Right? What a baby. I guess he/she will have to buy their own food now in order for it to be box-of-condoms-free. eye roll.