Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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titzenpitzer 9
I think it's almost more weird that you post this, on the internet, on your wedding day. You have the time for that? You belched and you thought, blimey, Imma gonna post this on FML? Weird.
DontForgetMe4 0
You realize they don't have to post this on their wedding right? An FML has to say today, but it doesn't necessarily mean its THAT day.
titzenpitzer 9
Yezyezyez, but it's possible, right? And if that is the case...I think it's weird
TheCaterpiller 6
Not really 42.
titzenpitzer 9
No yes! yes yes yes
THE_A_TEEN 28
Bloody hell. It's MANDITORY to put "Today" on every FML. It doesn't mean it happened today. Seriously, shut up. Saying "yezyez yes yes" as your argument will portray You as an annoying ****.
DontForgetMe4 0
^^What he said, in a slightly more polite way.
SpottedZebra42 14
That stinks....but seriously you'll laugh about it later.
naduskalove 3
Ohh , it's ok we all human beings here , we all belch . Hope u had a great time at ur wedding :)
lynn0985 5
Gross!! But I've never heard of anyone getting married on a Monday!! Congrats
jujubunni5 9
It takes days for the post to be moderated. Their wedding wasn't the day this was posted.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Actually, it just takes hours. Not days.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Ignore the above comment. Just because it says Today on the FML doesn't mean it happened today. Got it?
The_DoritoNinja 4
Just go with it. Make sure you nod and smile though.
stfuNOWplease 6
shouldve just belched your vows out to him... "iiiiiiiiiiiii prooomise tooooooo..."
br0ccoli 15
Slow your roll, Barney Gumble. Take it easy on the Pepsi.
KaelaKhaotic 5
In sickness and in heaaaaaaalth. Yeah, I can see this.
grannygruber 6
I promise you'll laugh about it one of these days.
wlddog 14
Doesn't matter had sex,, later. Unless your a drama queen then this should be a FML for your spouce.