Sarah
United States
Today, I belched. In the middle of my wedding vows. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Nørresundby, Denmark
Nervous?
Today, I sharted during my wedding vows. FML
ohmy.
United States
Today, my husband yawned in the middle of our wedding vows. FML
DutchOven
United States
Today, was my wedding. After eating, I had an urge to fart. I let one rip just before my husband and I were called to do the garter dance. He seductively tried to use his teeth to remove the garter and came out from under my dress dry heaving. I dutch ovened my husband in front of everyone. FML
fun
United States
Today, my husband threw up on me during our wedding vows. FML
flipflop
United States
Today, I got married. I was so nervous right before I said my vows that, in the dead silence, I farted. Loud. My brother showed me afterwards, on tape, over and over and over again. FML
Anonymous
Hayward, United States
Today, the priest at my wedding farted. Everyone thought it was me. The guests, my bride, even the priest himself looked at me in disgust before continuing. FML
pain
Japan
Today, I found out that explosive diarrhea can happen, and at the most inopportune times, such as on the day of MY wedding. At the altar, while my husband said his vows. FML
1234
Canada
Classy
Today, it was my wedding day. I had my butt clenched during the ceremony. I was giving my husband the ring, but dropped it. When I went to retrieve it, I let a huge one rip. My husband yelled, "She likes to eat beans." FML
Oops
United States
Today, I had diarrhea and shit myself. During my wedding. In my wedding dress. FML
Stuckwiththebill
The show must go on!
Today, during my wedding ceremony, the groom-to-be found it appropriate to blurt out about an ongoing affair with my maid of honor. They got married instead. FML
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SebastianG 2
Though sickness and in health right?
ohmandapants 17
Yeah. She burped because her fiancé is ugly. That makes sense.
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Comments (165)
ragingdepression 4
was one of the vows to cherish and to [insert belch noise here]?
mjoyn98 1
Kind of embarrassing but hopefully it'll turn into something you'll look back on ad laugh about later(:
dabomb1463 0
I least you didn't fart I guess.
derkster 6
Love the ur pic aha funny ass txt
micahsmommy 13
He was marrying you for your bubbly personality anyways. You were just a little extra bubbly from all the excitement.
GothicAngel17 24
Send it to Funniest Home Videos lol! At least you'll be able to look at it and laugh, along with a good portion of the population :P
rocoskewl14 3
Actually. That's a good idea.
PandaSpots 10
I know this is really creepy and stalkerish but I read your profile and saw that youre a writer on wattpad. What stories did you write?
Gondile 4
Her name is GothicAngel... You sure you wanna see what she writes?
GothicAngel17 24
A sci fi I started called "Opression: Hope Will Die When We Do" two very different vamp stories called "Behind Those Crimson Eyes" and "Scarlet Moon Rising" and I started a fantasy called "The Scrolls of Darthmyre". Look me up if you want, my username is Panthera-Lupus :)
GothicAngel17 24
Just because I chose a silly username when I was going through a teenage phase doesn't mean I'm sadistic :P
BunBunBabe 8
Haha doesn't ruin the wedding at all
DontForgetMe4 0
Doesn't matter, still got married. Seriously OP, its not that bad, easily forgotten.
jellyD 1
Sweet! Gotta love a bride who can belt out a belch "I do" Hey there.sexy, your name Fiona???
KiwiKitten 2
It'll be memorable, at least.
G0odgrief 0
I have never seen so many thumbs down on one page before
TheCaterpiller 6
I have.....