Anonymous
Today, while getting my teeth cleaned, the dentist’s boobs kept hitting me. Normally I wouldn’t care, but she’s a new mother. There was milk on my shoulder. FML
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Allie614032 34
I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...
Donut_Wizard 23
“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”
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azouwa 26
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
You're complaining? There are guys on here that would pay money for that experience. I've seen porns start like that. Js...
Abby Gut 25
Considering I’m a teenage girl, yes I am complaining
yarani 26
That's the best part of going to the dentist! And I'm a girl too
Zekfen 17
It would be wrong of us to assume your gender or sexual preference!
RichardPencil 32
They should have given you a male hygienist to bludgeon you with his scrotum. That’s only fair!
JustALesbian 16
Not all of us teenage girls are straight lmao
Donut_Wizard 23
“We’re under attack captain!” “What is it?” “They appear to be... Boobs!”
vandj8 9
She just wanted to give you a drink.
Allie614032 34
I know that must have been awkward for you, but I'm sure it was just as awkward for her. Imagine uncontrollably leaking while you're trying to work...
laranicolebaby 25
They have breast pads you can put in your bra to help prevent that but sometimes it does leak through even those. I feel bad for both of them!
mrlucky22 18
Milk. It does the body good.
Lobby_Bee 18
If they are good enough for a baby, they are good enough for me. Enough said.
RichardPencil 32
To me, the pain of orthodontia was largely offset by getting hit by the boobs of my tormentors! If your mouth is going to hurt for a week, but you get a faceful of boobs, well, to a teenage boy, that’s a pretty good deal!
tonyfan00 38
She clearly didn't read the script if she <I>actually</> cleaned your teeth!
toooldforthis 19
Ask her for some cookies and move on with your day
blahblabbity 19
at any point, did she tell you to suction?