Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
JangiJangiJangi 0
HAHAHAH she's a keeper
ifailplzinsultme 0
We all love cheesecake! What kind?
BaconDave 12
I don't really enjoy cheesecake. I do like chicken, bacon, and ice cream.
BaconDave 12
I'm fat Or am I?
grapisy 8
I may just be a freak of nature but I don't like cheesecake.
nolarboot 10
I love bacon myself. I should bacon myself. Hmm... O.o
JangiJangiJangi 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
yes 31. your a fat ass.
BaconDave 12
My ass is rather small
lbumbblebee 5
Op, you asked for it !
pertained 12
lol, assassins can't have cheesecake, because it slows them down. and we could break buildings that way.
tatababe 1
OP ur such a perv she isn't even your gf? u really think just cuz u like her means she's going do **** shoots ???
dolphincheddar 10
52 - yes.
2ndSucks 15
Was it turtle cheesecake? Cause that stuff is the best, I'd take that over 'yummy pictures' any day. Maybe reword your request next time.
enonymous 9
Worst part it was a picture of her pale ass with a carrot down the crack
juicedboi 7
Way to a mans heart is through his stomach. She clearly knows what she is doing. Props to the cake lady.
musicfreak9821 6
Ew cheese cake is nasty!!
2ndSucks 15
85- a carrot is better than a fork?
dolphincheddar 10
93. your nasty. cheesecake is ******* orgasmic. so in a sense what that girl did was just as good. as for OP, assuming what you really wanted was nude pictures. using the word "yummy" doesn't exactly insinuate what you want.
daisyloo 7
Exactly 104! And you asked for it OP, therefore YDI.
anjelicjazzy 6
well yu guys already passed the cheesecake phase whats next? carrot cake? horny teens these days
shaneac 0
#1, nice profile pic, I love Minecraft too.
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
35- I hate cheesecake so ur not the only one
emyxii 4
I actually did the exact same thing today; The cheesecake is sooo good too!
smith2001 5
your girlfriend is amazing
wolflover44 5
I love making cheesecakes. They're quite yummy and fun to make. Awesome all around! I think this girl is a genius for sending OP a pic of cheesecake. OP so deserves it.
PurpleWaffles 2
NOT IF YOU CAN'T HAVE IT D:
thegreatbigwhite 2
******
MissBoo101 0
19 lol good one but still, he's an ass!
PopRocks14 0
YDI For saying yummy..
jkozzy 8
It's not a yummy picture when I'm around cheesecake or ****, haha
rallets 23
doesnt he lose ManPoints for saying "yummy"?
lulututu 4
257 yes he does.
Slim2306 10
he loses quite a few. YDI OP for not being clear enough. if she understood what you meant and still sent that picture then she is awesome lol. banoffee cheesecake is still delicious regardless :).
baseball6917 8
wow...when someone asks for a nude who says "yummy pics"? haha.
Monii_Harlz 11
well maybe next rime be more specific :P I would have done the same
ericwashere 0
we all love bacon even, thats why i watch epic meal time
T0sta 8
big lols
lalalaski 3
Is that a reference to the bed intruder song?
emilymelizabeth 11
who doesnt love cheescake! yuummm
hawaiian2393 0
If she doesn't understand what you mean then guess what? SHES TOO YOUNG FOR YOU BRO haha
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
Garyy_fml 11
Personally, I think **** are better than cheesecake.
delilahtealight 0
buy he said yummy so technically she sent him something that was yummy.
smurfsarwales 9
**** can't be yummy?
ThreeSheetsGone 12
62- only if you put chocolate syrup and whipped cream on them.
dolphincheddar 10
bacon cheesecake. the dessert sent from heaven
lalala2589 0
Personally, I would rather take a nice bite out of some cheesecake than some ****. But you know, to each man his own opinions.
jonmansheppard 9
68- win!
charger73 0
cheesecake is yummy'
0utlawed 0
delicious cake! yummy
a_chucknorris 12
Agreed. Strawberry cheesecake is awesome too. :')
SebastianG 2
Cheesecake is yummy! You should've said thanks dick
SnowTrooper19 0
Cheesecake is yummy. I'd react the same way. :P
chocomilk82 0
hahaha best FML ever
NastyNinja31 0
this is a FML b/c op didn't get any cheesecake
LolMoqz 10
yum.
trevishere 7
She's amazing.
J0gby 0
I agree, better than degrading yourself to a pig like OP
skizzlerz 0
Obviously this girl is waaaay too good for this guy. She actually has some self respect. So yes, amazing she is for not giving into to his bull shit. Kudos to her.
ashleyt89 2
ahaha right?
nicobington 1
Jesus christ way too feminists right now good god
imnotcraZ 0
best. girl. ever. 4 once she has common sense!!!
maddylt 3
Well you asked for 'yummy pictures' didn't you?
Garyy_fml 11
I think OP didn't want to come out and straight up say, "Show me your boobs"
abceasyas123abc 12
If he's brazen enough to ask for explicit photos from a girl who is not even his girlfriend then why not just go the extra mile and stop hiding behind a euphemism..?
jtoy 0
I don't see no problem, cheesecakes the best!
i_wuz_nver_here 31
Umm ydi... Just send another more specific txt... I see 3 options here, she has a sense of himor, she's really stupid, or she's not comfortable sending you "yummy pictures"
smashgrab 0
Or a combination of the first and third option.
proxxX069069 7
she's just a comedian lol
BaconDave 12
*humor
el_paso_guy89 0
^^and the nazis speak up once again...
BDTM 0
humour if you're not American
bigbadtim 7
Ha ha 183, you're from Winterpeg. :-P
e_wade_37 0
I agree.
agaba 0
But cheese cake is yummy :D
ghostlysnipes 1
hope she just has a sense of humor:)
bigmanj28 0
Were you satisfied?
flyerfan101 9
why fyl??? cheesecakes are yummy
iJiZinURsis 1
Lol cant come off as a weirdo if your gonna creep. Just ask for the nudes
grapisy 8
Isn't that a bit too far? I mean, you arent even dating and shes already sending you pics of cheesecake? What a *****.
Virginia6810 16
exactly! next she's going to cover it in chocolate syrup or something.
proxxX069069 7
with the strawberries on top :D
grapisy 8
Strawberries! Who taught you to think like that missy!?
smurfsarwales 9
what about some delicious white whipped cream?
abceasyas123abc 12
Oh my, those will all really get the juices flowing.
iLoveBoobies21 0
Oh shit! What about sprinkles?!
Saltime 0
Sprinkles on cheesecake? What the **** is wrong with you?! YOU MONSTER!!
proxxX069069 7
49- I got it from my momma =P lol
larisonr 4
This conversation is getting me hot.
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I find this easy to ********** to.
TheRealHouse 7
skeetcake
proxxX069069 7
sorry guys i didn't mean too make it soo steamy
childproofpizza 19
grab your knife and split that cake sweetheart (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)