Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Whipped Cream
Charlotte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
LAME
United States
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Top comments
nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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allmidnighteyes 11
FYL for not having gotten actual cheesecake, but instead just a picture of it. She's such a tease.
cookiezrock 0
that's something I would do! :)
jloldude2 0
8==D~~~0^:
helterskeltersmi 0
uh...? you are disgusting and inmature, for the record(:
ajeagar 0
that would satisfy me!!!
jloldude2 0
ur a f!4!g!
davek 36
Reply 'fapfapfapfapfap' or 'the next one had better be a goddamn sammich'
rattusrattus 19
The girl knows whats yummy. And now I want cheesecake. If she can make it, she's a keeper.
jloldude2 0
fag dick butt ass cake penis lick ass.
helterskeltersmi 0
^^ what a cool kid.
rattusrattus 19
Ladies and gentlemen, the internet. Thank you, we'll be here all week.
helterskeltersmi 0
On the bright side, you found a girl with a good sense of humor (:
socerchic 0
That sounds like a yummy picture to me.
johnl15 0
hey ur hot
Tjerk 2
1) that sounds a bit queer to ask 2) it sounds creepy and totally not cute...
gene818 13
Why are you complaining? You got what you wanted.