Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was at my Muay Thai class. We were doing a combination which consisted of a low kick, body kick and head kick. My partner had already done the low kick so I held the pads for the body kick. He kicked me straight in the jaw. I'm a teenage girl and he's a fully grown man. FML
Today, against the will of the kids in my class, we played kick ball. The first time I rolled the ball, the tallest, biggest kid kicked it as hard as he could. I caught it though, with my nuts. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, at karate, my sparring partner thought it was completely okay to surprise kick me in the vagina. When he saw me doubled over in pain, he was completely surprised. Apparently, he thought that it wouldn't hurt, because I have no penis. FML
Today, I was practising kicks with a a woman in my MMA class and for some reason she dropped her pads to ask me a question at the last second, and I kicked her in the jaw. I got banned from the class for not being careful. She’s the one lowered the pad in the middle of practice. FML
Today, I was playing ball with my student during recess. My first attempt at throwing the ball hit him in the head. My second attempt hit him in the crotch. FML
Today, one of my preschool students hit me in the nuts in front of my whole class. If that wasn't bad enough, the blow to my crotch instantly triggered a very audible fart. FML
Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML
Today, I was showing some new karate moves in the park to my friends. I mimed a punch behind a girl walking past to show my technique and control, but she must have seen me. She turned around and kicked me in the stomach. To add insult to injury, her technique was better than mine. FML
Today, I got kneed in the stomach by a sixth grader. I couldn't breathe. I have a black belt in Taekwondo. FML
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XxXHaCkErXxX 0
you taught him well
TheFuckerofShit 16
That ******* hurts.
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TheFuckerofShit 16
That ******* hurts.
BaconDave 12
Just wait 'till he's 17
JangiJangiJangi 0
owwww fyl op
dolphincheddar 10
say bye to your babies. sperm city is currently undergoing a natural disaster.
enonymous 9
Daniel san... wax on ice to balls... wax off ball hair
Aim4thebullseye 4
that's a dick move
juicedboi 7
I cringed reading that. That's what you get for teaching womens self defense classes. Zing!
daisyloo 7
At least you can be proud of your student because you know he can successfully kick!:/ FYL that really hurts OP:(
hobbsicle805 0
No shit!
HowAreYouToday 34
at least you got a reward
dolphincheddar 10
47, are you sure? sometimes it hurts so much you shot yourself
atthegates 0
id punch that kid in his little tiny face
Kyra15 0
this is so common.
tr0llz0r 0
Common? Yeah, man, I don't like the nut-check FMLs. They're too mainstream. You've probably never heard of the ones I read.
powderpuffjord13 0
That sucks :// Thank god for not giving girls balls
emmarae26 0
I'm a girl, but I'm pretty sure that's gotta hurt... okay that was stupid , OF COURSE IT HURT! lol
SneakherHead 5
Having balls is better than being a pussy :D
littlemissFYL 5
awe OP, you made one little kid a happy camper! sucks you weren't stable enough to join along in singing "Kumbayah" =D
Thunderbender 2
You taught him well.
kwchambers92 10
FALCON KICK!
FarSide 23
Sooooooo OP: Was your reward that he kicked YOUR balls, OR that you successfully kicked HIS? "Reward" is probably not the word I would choose if my nuts had just been flattened...
tal26ful 0
how would you know?
qwillis98 20
Hey be happy OP pancake is as good as gets, pancakes are smooth, sweet, tan, flat, and everyone wants one!
Friaza 29
Haven't I seen this before?
Garyy_fml 11
what kind of shitty movies do you watch.
BaconDave 12
I think #3 got kicked in the testicles.
flyerfan101 9
cup check
Friaza 29
Oh yeah, I saw it earlier because I moderated it as "Yes".
Garyy_fml 11
Congratulations.
Saltime 0
6 - Be proud. Be very proud.
dolphincheddar 10
6 - would you like a suprisingly powerful kick to the testicles as a reward?
kenji212 8
well all kicks to the balls are surprisingly powerful!..... unless youre used to it!
kaylaaa1312 3
His reward? Pure enjoyment. ;D
NeatNit 33
Yeah, aren't you supposed to be wearing a protecty thingamabob on your penis&friends when practicing any martial art? YDI
iSitt 0
cups don't prevent the pain, they just reduce the structural damage. op deserves it for not being as good a blocker as a tkd instructor is supposed to be.
x_messyjessy_x 0
so why would you stand in front of a child when teaching them to kick??
ifailplzinsultme 0
For the lulz
Garyy_fml 11
What in the name of shit does "lul" mean?
BaconDave 12
Laugh under the lagoon
Friaza 29
It's like lol "laugh out loud" but with style.
sxe_beast 11
Its like LOL, but for the mentally impaired.
x_messyjessy_x 0
ohhh 47 that makes sence :)
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
you taught him well
pedosmurf 7
Did you congratulate him afterwards or fall to the ground and the kid bowed or what
flyerfan101 9
cup check
alexh15 13
Duplicate much...
bigmanj28 0
You must've be so proud
ifailplzinsultme 0
Wow that kid is nutty....
alexh15 13
I liked the first comment more...
ifailplzinsultme 0
Wow that kid is nutty....
jloldude2 0
****
agaba 0
ZING!
ifailplzinsultme 0
Sorry double post
UnknownParticle 7
Great, another Chuck Norris growing... When you will teach him the spinning-foot-of-death?
Garyy_fml 11
They get old...