Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. I quickly found out that I'd accidentally sent it to my sister instead. She sent me one back. FML
Today, I meant to send a nice picture of the flowers my boyfriend got me set up in a vase on my nightstand. Turns out I sent it to his mom. My vibrator was in the shot. I'm mortified. FML
Today, I was feeling saucy so I sent my boyfriend a picture of my boobs. He then set it as his laptop's desktop screen, took a picture, then sent to me saying, "Hmm, should probably change this before Monday", only he didn't send it me, he sent to his family group chat with his mum and sisters and didn't realise. Everyone saw. FML
Today, I meant to send a spicy message to my partner, but sent it to my dad due to the Whatsapp conversations being next to each other on my computer screen, and me not paying attention due to being an idiot. My dad replied, “Uh... not sure I needed that mental image.” FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Today, I accidentally texted my very strict and judgemental mom instead of my boyfriend. The text said, "I wanna lick ice cream off your dick." FML
Today, I was tanning nude in my backyard, when I took a picture of our dog lying in the grass and sent it to my dad. It was only after I looked at the picture indoors that I realized my nipple had made it into the picture too. FML
Today, I sent a love message to my wife asking if she was horny. Minutes later, I realized that I sent it to my mother in law. FML
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keven501 12
I think dad will have to pass on dessert tonight
DjeePee 25
YDI. If you send sexy pictures of yourself to your partner, you don't hit the send-button until you're completely sure the number (or emailadress) is the correct one.
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Comments (149)
keven501 12
I think dad will have to pass on dessert tonight
zoPwNAgEzo 21
Oh god, I sure hope so.
TwitchingNebula 17
Keepin it all in the family...ahhh yeah
decidedlyvague 11
Do you have them both listed under "daddy"?
hama806 19
Ewww...on so many levels.
Mahtari 19
I'm curious to see what his response was.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
I can see dad's FML coming in the future
tsent8 15
Today my daughter sent me a picture of her in a whipped cream bikini with cherry nipples I'm afraid to go to the family reunion. The worst part? It didn't even have sprinkles FML
fmmfl1993 1
He probably it a boner. If he still can.
fmmfl1993 1
Got*
CaysonJon 11
Or for the rest of his life.
onlychildFTW 34
Sucks to be OP. and sucks to be OPs father. But life goes on. After all it is only an embarrassing moment.
fromthesuck 8
Wouldn't say that qualifies as an embarrassing MOMENT. Some things can't be unseen.
FizzyApple 3
Currently puking...
hama806 19
96- WTF! You are depraved for thinking like that.
Geometric 18
Whoops. That's awkward.
DaDezza244 31
That would be so mortifying OP. I must admit It is so freaking hilarious to read. You made my day OP
JerryH 9
Nope, not awkward at all
frank_dt 5
I like the way you think.
I_Has_A_Fishy 12
I'm sure it was just as awkward for your dad to see that, as it was for you to realize who you actually sent it to. Best to just try and forget it happened. I'm sure he won't bring it up. Unless he's the kind of family member who delights in telling embarrassing stories at family get-togethers. Then really FYL.
BOSSKILLA 4
ur a fag
ambear26 14
^^^ quite uncalled for.
llamafish 25
48 - I see you're new here.
doctorhook86 25
In before 48 is moderated.
onlychildFTW 34
If I was the dad, depending on age, I think I little chat about these things is a good thing. A little side note, did you know phone companies keep a record of every text sent for 1 year?
herpderpherpderp 13
what did 48 write!? D:
FizzyApple 3
I'm sure he at least showed the mother out of shock.
sheethapins 13
I don't care how shocked he was, something tells me he wouldn't have done that. "Honey come quick! Look at the picture our daughter sent us! She's naked and covered in dessert!" He may have told her yeah, but unless he's a weirdo perv father I imagine he would have wanted to delete that on sight.
tj5810 21
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Cherry nipples? Pics or it didn't happen! :)
htownpostman 16
You assume she looked good.. Fat and/or ugly people wear food too (add your own fat joke)...
tj5810 21
#25, superficial much?
Grimmerie 31
I happen to like chubby girls, thank you.
ClaremoreZebra 8
I prefer my women attractive.
EMTchic 14
Actually, 25, I'm very much in shape . 5'1" 126lbs to be exact . =) not that it should even matter . Edit: I am the OP, FYI . I don't know why it doesn't say that, it usually does . Maybe it doesn't because I used "whipped cream" instead of my account name, idk .
mowmowlife 21
And you're sixteen you say?
happyllama12 5
And why does your about say your from Lexington not North Carolina?
EMTchic 14
I didn't put any sort of location thingy when I posted it, it didn't give me an option, which I guessed was because I posted it via my iPhone, I guess either the locator on my phone screwed up or it put a random one. I am from South Carolina, so it wasn't too far off. And yeaa, I'm 16.
Pleonasm 36
Mis-sexting: The crème de la crème of embarrassing faux-pas
andiewithlove 21
The WHIPPED crème de la crème...
FlyingPie 17
#21: That's awesome.
redfishbluefish2 13
#8's profile pic matches his comment so well
DJAJBT 2
Pardon the french
viper8608 9
and that is how memes are born.
zebraumicornz 6
I don't know about you but I haven't seen a meme with cherry nipples...
FlyingPie 17
Hence the how memes "are born", I guess..
Headcrab 29
Thus could make for some very awkward dinner conversation.
DjeePee 25
YDI. If you send sexy pictures of yourself to your partner, you don't hit the send-button until you're completely sure the number (or emailadress) is the correct one.
reapy 14
exactly what I was thinking. This sort of thing seems to happen with alarming regularity, do people not check who they're sending messages to anymore?
israelnotjacob 20
Yeah this is absolutely your fault. If you're going to send dirty pictures it's common sense to be 100% sure you selected the right recipient before pressing send.
happle 21
How the **** do you even mess up that sort of thing?
onlychildFTW 34
It happens a lot. People are stupid a d don't check. So YDI completely.
Voldy_fml 16
No.