Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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Comments (415)
someone3225 2
well that's what happens when u arent direct.... see what u have to say is "you're talking to me about stuff, why?, I'd much rather see you're *******"
Noelle282 8
are you ******* kidding me dude your a dick
MissLovePink 3
She's a smart girl. Sexting is a felony and you deserve it for being a creep and not being to clear on what you wanted. You shouldn't even be asking, it's rude and perverted. YDI.
Scanoodles 2
That is a yummy picture.
underdose 9
this is fml not i got what deserved so go fee sorry for yourself somewhere else
sematariux 7
got your yummy pics didn't ya
treboy1992 4
dumbass who ask for yummy pictures? ask her for the nudes ydi
xBaby_rae 3
roflmao XD She's a legend (: Cheesecake is gooood so u need to marry that woman, OP
Ray_of_midnight 23
"No, no, that's not the kind of 'cheesecake pictures' I meant."
jazz23 2
mmmm cheese cake =]
Xxgreenbug29xX 5
You asked for it. (x