Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Whipped Cream
Charlotte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
LAME
United States
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
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nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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Comments (415)
RabidBunny 10
I ******* love cheesecake! If only I had some right now...
Countrygirl5 8
cheesecake IS good haha
kerby8888 2
What are you complaining about? Cheesecake is yummy! Oh, and your girlfriend is either incredibly stupid, or a complete genius.
Doortje 30
She's not his girlfriend, just a girl he likes.
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
good. sexting Is a felony.
CompettiveCheer 0
You're sa
hobbsicle805 0
Get off your high horse you bible thumping ****
goshpeople 4
#116, assuming your comment is in response to #13's, where did you get "Bible-thumping" from? If you're young enough, then sending/receiving/soliciting nude pictures (sexting) is considered a crime akin to child pornography. It's just a fact. Nowhere is the Bible invoked.
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
how the heck does that make me a bible thumping freak? im atheist. and I just think that once you send something out into the Internet or via phone it's always there and it's not worth the risk.
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
okay, say they're both legal adults. she sends him a couple nude pictures. then he gets mad at her or whatever and sends them to everyone she knows. she's screwed. all I'm saying is that I think it's wrong that he asked for it and I don't think that makes me a freak in anyway whatsoever to think that way.
lopez1222 3
atheism sucks fag
guitargoddess89 3
as a Christian, I totally agree with hacker. just cuz someone has standards and good morals doesn't make them a bible thumping freak and someone who doesn't have standards and good morals isn't necessarily an atheist or anything. I've seen both sides from considering I have a mixed group of friends. I respect them, they respect me.
XxXHaCkErXxX 0
thank you!
Countrygirl5 8
AGREED sexting is a no no :)
Xx_Dakota_xX 1
137- agreed
slushpup9696 12
It is so refreshing to see an atheist agree with a Christian on something. You two have made me proud.
Molzen 3
Seems pretty yummy to me. :D
ivan_5247 0
you obviously like to eat excessively if you use that type of vocabulary, go a pair and be more specific. Derp.
GabbyCharityM 0
Grow* a pair. Derp.
kped 0
nice hitler picture, jerk! I can't believe any one human would support such a horrific event! hate to tell you it it didn't exactly put you guys ahead of the game!
tona01 16
first off i creeped your nazi profile, your german sucks, second most neonazis are complete ignorants- such as yourself- that do not grasp what he really wanted to do. and the fact that you think that that monster did something good ist die großest Stück Scheiße die ich je gehört/ gelesen habe Du gigantische Aschloch
Friaza 29
Your girlfriend has good taste, respect the cheese cake.
Symmetry88 0
it's not his girlfriend.
howslife123 0
that's pretty clever :) congrats to her
ThatAkwardMoment 2
YDI Hey you asked for it
J1hill33 12
but cheesecakes are yummy
haterr03 0
who the crap asks for "yummy" pictures? that has desperate creeper all over it. ydi dude.
lalala2589 0
Who the **** says "who the crap?"
lalala2589 0
Excuse my mistake * "who the crap" ?
larisonr 4
Punctuation can actually be accepted in or out of the quotation marks.