Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I asked the girl I like to send me "yummy pictures." I got a picture of cheesecake. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I sent the girl I like a Twinkie with a note saying "Enjoy! You deserve it". I found out later through an angry email that someone had written "you damn fatty" on the end of the note. FML
Noname
United States
Today, I sent a guy that I like a lot a picture of myself. I'd got all dressed up sexy and did my make-up. He sent me a reply saying, "Your cat is fat." FML
Anonymous
Toronto, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend told me what turns her on: cheese. FML
Whipped Cream
Charlotte, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I took a picture of myself wearing a whipped cream bra with cherry nipples, captioned, "I hope you enjoyed your dinner, now how about some dessert???" I meant to send it to my fiancé. I sent it by mistake to my dad. FML
Anonymous
Lees Summit, United States
Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
LAME
United States
Classy
Today, I was at my ex-girlfriend's house, who I still have a major crush on. After cuddling as we watched a movie, she began to show me several pictures she had taken on her phone, and asked which ones I liked the best. She then sent the pictures I had chosen, to a guy she had met a week ago. FML
Say Cheese
United States
Today, this girl who has been stalking me for almost 7 months sent me a 12 page text comparing her love for me with her passion for cheese. FML
Anonymous
Never leave evidence
Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Living my best life
Today, I sent my crush what I thought was a cute selfie. Two minutes later, she replied, “Nice waffle.” I checked the chat and realized I had sent her a photo of my burnt breakfast instead. She then asked if the black part was chocolate. It definitely wasn't. I have not opened that chat since. FML
Photagrapher
France 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend asked for a picture of my penis, so I sent her one. Then later on, she asked for one when I was hard, the first one I sent I was hard. FML
Top comments
nolarboot 10
Gotta love cheesecake though. :)
x_messyjessy_x 0
are you saying chessecake is not yummy??
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Comments (415)
stupdude3 8
I noticed you didn't say girlfriend. You deserve it for asking some chick for her pics in such a creepy way.
nikijcchz 10
awesome
Aoifexzx 3
Oh. My. God. What a legend.
PenguinInDress 6
Let's face it, You were practically asking for it.
jackcandle 10
I don't get why he thinks this is an FML,cheesecake IS yummy.
I_Told_YouSo 5
Apparently your definition of "yummy" is different from her. Next time insert a footnote.
sxe_beast 11
I agree. Cheesecake is gross =c. Carrot cake however is yummmmmmmmmmy :)
el_chinito 6
I just tried that. I got a pic of skippy peanut butter!!! yeah!!!
monarchy123 1
I have to admit I hate people like you. She wasn't even your girlfriend.
SadinSherman 16
You kinda deserve it
kenziem18 0
smart girl haha