Today, I sent the girl I like flowers, only to have her later post a picture of them online, saying, "Ha! When losers send you flowers." FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I bought the girl I like a bouquet of roses saying "Anonymous" on it, and left it on her front porch. She saw it, and called the guy she thought it was from. He said, "You're welcome!" and now they're going out. FML
Today, I brought my girlfriend flowers. All she managed to do was to say, "It’s been a year since you brought me flowers." FML
Today, I sent flowers to my ex, scheduled to be delivered after work in the evening. She texted me at midday thanking me for the flowers. I looked at my shipping order and they haven’t been sent yet. FML
Today, my girlfriend came home with a huge bouquet of roses. They were from an admirer, brainwashing her to think I'm a terrible boyfriend for not buying her flowers like he did. FML
Today, I bought some flowers. As I was checking out, the cashier asked, "Aww, these for your mom? How sweet." I responded they were for a girl I liked. She laughed and said, "Sorry…" FML
Today, two days after sending her flowers for Valentine's Day, my dream girl asked me on a date. She didn't show up. Her boyfriend did though. FML
Today, I got flowers sent to my work, I happily opened them in front of my co-workers thinking they were from my crush, I open the card to see "Love you, from mom". My mother thinks my love life is so pathetic, thats she needs to send me flowers to cheer me up. FML
Today, I sent a dozen roses and a hand-written, heart-felt note to my ex-girlfriend to show her that I'm still madly in love with her. When I asked if she got the flowers I sent, she replied, "Yeah but you got the wrong color. You should've gotten yellow, that stands for friendship." FML
Today, I arranged to have some flowers delivered at work for Valentine's Day so that my colleagues will think someone likes me. FML
Today, I sent a guy in my English class a rose. He's kind of an outcast, so I though it would be a nice gesture. I asked him later how his day was going and he said, "Good. I got a rose this morning, but I could tell it was from a guy. The handwriting was awful." FML
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Top comments
Ben12345_fml 18
What a bitch
katertott 44
I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.
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Comments (168)
Ben12345_fml 18
What a bitch
QuaDECH 13
I can't believe some people actually act like that.
LunaaBluee 27
No kidding. I wish a guy would send me flowers :(
Ohitsariel 25
This FML made me cringe, I'm sorry OP and I hope you find someone more appreciative.
Jonkbaby 23
comment that you asked her to give them to another girl, not her
daisylokes 16
she sounds like an ungrateful b----. At least her true colors have been revealed though.
rinamei 12
Could be a joke?
littleking94 14
agreed. Maybe she ment for you to see it. joke with it and say something like "yeah but an awesome loser". if you get a bad response or no response from that, then she probably is a bitch and a waste of your time.
mwali02 32
Please don't make jokes like this to anyone. Ever. Only you and your other mean friends would be laughing. There are classier ways to express disappointment. You deserve better OP.
Pinkgal123 24
Forgettabout her. You deserve someone better.
Cads1 24
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Well, guess there is no ******** cuming your way.
Ted_brosby 4
Everyone's is giving your comment a thumbs down. But I'm certain bit true
Ted_brosby 4
Well at least no from yeher
rocker_chick105 31
English?
QuaDECH 13
Spanish?
katertott 44
I'm sorry. At least now you know her true colors.
kost4060 14
Colours*
Jonkbaby 23
shining through
Ben12345_fml 18
142, people spell colour and color differently in different countries
dezman2000 21
Well, we all know she's certainly not going to get a boyfriend with that attitude. Don't waste your time, OP.
Yodamine34 16
Yes she will, she'll be rolling in douchebags.
anonymuse_fml 31
Rudeness like that is why romantic gestures are becoming less common. Sorry you had to go through that, OP.
mimirawr14 17
Well at least u tried better luck next time!! Hopefully u find a girl that appreciates flowers!!
Smeedz 8
She's lucky a gentleman even bought her flowers with that salty ass attitude.
Woller19 8
That's when you comment "I send flowers to bitches, bitches love flowers."