Today, I asked my crush out, after a year of liking her. What did she do? She laughed, took a screenshot of it, and sent it to her friend. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I confessed my love to my crush over text. Later, she posted the message I'd sent her on Facebook and wrote "look at the pathetic man". The post had over 50 laugh reacts. FML
Today, I gave my crush my number in a note that said "Read in private." Not only did she read it in front of her friends, she also laughed at it. FML
Today, I finally got the guts to ask out my crush. She said yes and I was really happy. Then I woke up. FML
Today, I spent an hour meticulously crafting the perfect text to ask my crush out. Just as I hit send, I realized I'd accidentally sent a screenshot of the conversation to my crush instead. Now they know my level of commitment: zero. FML
Today, I asked the girl I am in love with out on a date. She asked me for my name. FML
Today, after weeks of thinking about how to ask my crush out, I finally was ready to message her on Instagram, only to find out that she unfollowed me after watching my last story. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I felt. She instantly burst out laughing and said, "A crush? Dude, what are you, 12?! Hahaha!" FML
Today, I finally got the courage to ask out a girl I've had a crush on for months now. She told me I was very cute and then walked off. I still don't have an answer. FML
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask my crush out. Also today, she changed her Facebook status to "In a relationship." I'm so damn lonely. FML
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RichardPencil 32
So, is that a no?
rayraysoto 10
it happens, it'll happen to her as well
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Comments (5)
RichardPencil 32
So, is that a no?
rayraysoto 10
it happens, it'll happen to her as well
Brightside86 31
Honestly asking out via text is pretty cowardly.
kfchicken 31
depends on age and honestly were in the digital she is definitely more normal now
Chazzster 32
Next time, ask the person out when face to face or at least in a (voice) phone call. The easiest thing to turn down is text (letter, email, text message). The second easiest thing to turn down is by voice. The hardest thing to turn down is face to face because it is the most personal.
Shzusuziq11 12
Wait, you asked her out by text?? I would have laughed also!