Today, I decided to hang my $200 cocktail dress outside for faster drying after hand washing it. I learned that it dries much faster when torn into several pieces, courtesy a stray dog that randomly appeared at my house. FML
Shanarie tells us more.
Shanarie 11
OP here. I made an account just to respond to you guys! I live in the country, so I figured making a small clothes line for just my dress wouldn't be a problem.I guess it was just bad timing.The dog was an abandoned pet that was malnourished. Im a shelter volunteer, so we took him to a good home. :)
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ohSNAPyall 27
Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?
UncleCaitlyn 21
I have a dark sense of humor but that's a little much
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The_Basileus 9
That really sucks.
davidpropert 32
There's a button for that, silly goose
MonstreBelle 29
3- Get your animals right. The_Basileus is clearly a silly cat, not a silly goose!
DraconicFeline 31
14: No, no--he's a grumpy cat, not a silly cat.
ohSNAPyall 27
Was it red? Flapping in the wind, like a matador flag?
juggalo2 22
Dogs are color blind, and do not respond to red flags. Source: Encyclopedia Brown
vikky538 29
Yes guessed it right
NomeDMF 17
Dogs can see several colors.
MonstreBelle 29
12- Dogs aren't colorblind in the sense that they see everything in black and white. They just can't see all of the colors that people are capable of seeing. Plus, the color of the dress wouldn't stop the dog from being able to see the movement of the it with the wind blowing
Ichiya 29
Bulls don't respond to red either. They attack because of the movement and the color is for show.
pixierara 28
I hope you didn't need it anytime really soon. It's really terrible that $200 was just torn up by a stray but hopefully you can get another one.
klutz44 28
Next time, Rent the Runway. $30 will get you a designer dress and you just mail it back after you wear it, no washing required.
Shanarie 11
I actually just used it for an event, so luckily that was out of the way. Next time around, I'll either rent one or send my new one to the dry cleaners. Lol. Or just hang it up inside.
classicman007 4
If only the dress was like a dollar and you could put it back together and sell it for $200
pooldude 24
what???
bingalingading 12
in what world does that work lol
Shannon98 16
I probably would laugh then break down in tears if that happened to me
davidpropert 32
Like a good neighbor stray dog is there
LMAO__no 15
Like a good doggy, stay over there!
miazangl 13
My rule of thumb is to not let anything too valuable out of my sight for too long.
aimbug 42
Damn.
Cads1 24
Are you still torn up about it?
cow654 6
-dog Your welcome :D
False_Stupidity 42
Don't think you can fool us by pretending to be a dog when your name clearly says you're a cow!