Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Scaredy cat
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
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Alldreeezy 3
Pervert.
pichan_fml 11
And so you should have, it's common courtesy hahah, I do that to my cats too.
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Comments (133)
rocker_chick105 31
"Its ok the dog does it to me all the time. Then eats the crap out of my litter box. It happens
fersureb0mb 0
I do this all the time though.
ChrissiPumpkin 10
I consider this normal. However, I have a friend who's too shy to step out of the shower when her cat's in the bathroom.
MissBBGoodGirl 0
Haha I just did the same thing a few days ago- I guess it's a natural habit, no matter human or animal!
JordanSmith17 1
Chivalry is still alive
Lei_Aili 18
That's very polite of you. Maybe the cat appreciated it.
kittyLoveZombiez 0
That's not weird at all :p
cul8r 4
I also think that's totally okay. It's just polite, and even if the cat doesn't understand you, it will get the gist of it after many years. One day, you'll have a really good relationship with it when you just keep talking to it normally, using distinct tones of voice to convey your emotions.
fadingfaith 4
My cat's litter box is in the laundry room too and he always stares at my brother when be poops.
Kaylinn_Nicolee 0
Hahahahaaaa