Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
ouch
Today, my cat fell into the bathtub while walking along the rim. This wouldn't have been so bad if I wasn't in it at the time, and if my skin was immune to being sliced open by a frantic kitty. FML
HHIChica
United States
Today, while my 18 pound cat was on the edge of the tub watching me shower, he fell in. Apparently, in his mind, the best way to get away from the water is to climb my bare legs. FML
murphy22
Norman, United States
Today, I was taking a relaxing bath. My cat decided to sit on the ledge, which is normal for her, but today she fell in. I never knew how painful it was to be scratched down there until today. FML
Neutered
Anchorage, United States
Today, I was enjoying a nice bath, when one of my cats jumped up on the rim and started purring. I thought it was sweet, until my other cat ran in and body-slammed the first into the tub with me. Being a conscientious cat owner, I hadn't de-clawed them. FML
lyssthemiss
Joliet, United States
Relax
Today, I was taking a bath after a long day at work. I closed my eyes and listened to music. My cat thought this was the perfect time to come out of his hiding spot and jump in the bath. Once he realized it was filled with water, he freaked out and dug his claws into my face. FML
MoncaBang
United States
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, jumped out, and ran straight to hide in my bed. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
Chris
United Kingdom
The betrayal of floof
Today, I tried to give my cat a bath after he got into the attic and got covered in all sorts of shit. Halfway through, he freaked out, jumped out of the tub, and ran around the house dripping wet. He then hid under my bed, and I had to practically dismantle it to get him out. Now my bedroom smells like wet fur and broken trust. FML
Adam
United States
Not now!
Today, I woke up to go pee and my cat followed me into the bathroom as usual. Then, in a not so usual fashion, she tried to jump from the sink to the top of the toilet, missed, and fell into the bowl while I was peeing. I'm scratched in a bad place, I have urine to clean up off the bathroom floor, and a traumatized cat. FML
anonymous
Maryville, United States
Poor little guy
Today, my roommate thought it would be funny to throw my cat in the bathtub while I was in it. I had to go to the emergency room to get my penis stitched up. FML
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Dracoboxer357 36
Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P
Roskosity 22
Wanna know how I got these scars...?
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Comments (61)
mokielove 10
Aww poor cat, why would you let your cat near the bathtub edge, while in it.
Grolschie 8
Maybe it's the same cat from an earlier FML. The one that can open doors
cb1002630 11
Cats don't are usually not "let" to do anything. They do what they want, when they want, how they want. And if it goes badly, a lot of times the bystander is the only one that gets mutilated. Scary stuff.
Axipiter 24
Damned cats. That's why I keep a can of WD-40 on me when I'm around cats. I spray them whenever they act up.
moonsalt 20
"Cats don't are usually not 'let' to do anything." I cannot think. Not anymore.
cb1002630 11
My bad 53. You are right.
journeytotheend 16
She made a mistake on the internet.... Burn her
cb1002630 11
I graciously accept my punishment for this atrocity. Do as you will.
brosiph_Joseph 8
Ur gay
Dracoboxer357 36
Whatever gets your pussy wet then, Op. ;P
GuessWhatKids 13
I wonder if there has ever been a cat FML without a pussy pun in the comments.
DntLookBack 29
That would be blasphemy!
Austin_Burkes 6
He/she knew exactly what he/she was doing, bahahaha!
trumpet27 1
FTS
Roskosity 22
Wanna know how I got these scars...?
fatheadedsnail 15
Scars are like tattoos with better stories...
CheeseHater 23
Sounds like you also learned the hard way, OP.
Pleonasm 36
Today, you learned what a cat's claws are for.
DntLookBack 29
How come there are so many FMLs about peoples cats falling in the tub with them in it? If you learn anything from reading FML people then it is to close the damn bathroom door if you own a cat and want to bathe.
jambupapoy 5
Cats open doors....
DntLookBack 29
Some cats can open lever handles sure but how many cats do you think can open knob handles? And every cat in existence does not know how to open doors. But lets say they have a lever handle and their cat knows how to open it.. well then there are locks for a reason aren't there?
JaneChemi_fml 21
my friend's cat can open knob handles. and my cat nearly faints if I close a door on her. she doesn't like to be alone
deathtothepix 26
My cat will claw, scratch and cry if I shut the door on him. I'd rather let him in to give me peace than to claw the shit out of my door! love him but cats are relentless/curious creatures!
trumpet27 1
ikr
GRubi 17
Were there bubbles? Cause the story is a lot cooler if there are bubbles.
Interwebzombie 15
A cat with a bubble beard comes to mind.
mlc0125 8
I had the exact same thing happen to me. It sucks!
GuessWhatKids 13
This tail doesn't even scratch the surface of cat problems. I could splash you with a wave of cat stories. Stop being such a pussy op, you astound meow.
ilovedinosawers 17
It was good until the last one.
ironik69 31
The last one made me think of Super Troopers. Aint that right meow.