p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Chris Chandler
Today, my cat peed on the kitchen floor. As I went to get the mop, I slipped on the puddle not once, not twice, but three times. In quick succession. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my cat took a shit in my toaster. FML
peevedMcGee
Today, my cat pooped on the floor. After cleaning it up, I’m fairly certain it was not my cat but instead my roommate, who I also suspect is pooping in the litter box. FML
Anonymous
Clean me, humanoid
Today, I had to wash my cat. Twice. The first time was because he decided to roll over in the litter tray after using it. The second was the result of him pissing on the floor, then rolling in it right after I'd dried him from the first time. FML
GrossedOut
United States
Today, my roommate finally cleaned her cat's very full litter box. I later found our only good spatula crusted with kitty feces, which she'd left on the kitchen counter for me to find. FML
Jack W.
United States
Today, my cat regurgitated his food right on top of a heating vent located on my floor. Now the whole house smells like hot vomit. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
crazycatlady
Charlotte, United States
Rescue cat
Today, my cat fell into the toilet, and I had to save him. I now have a soggy cat and scratched arms. FML
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Jennifer Knoll 4
Your cat may be trying to tell you that there’s something wrong. Get it checked for a UTI.
LackyLacy 5
Definitely get a vet check. It's indicative of a uti
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Jennifer Knoll 4
Your cat may be trying to tell you that there’s something wrong. Get it checked for a UTI.
raven_of_azarath 35
It could also be a sign that he doesn’t like the litter. I have a cat who refuses to step in the box on the litter, preferring to walk along and stand on the edge to potty. But definitely go to the vet. If it’s not a UTI, try using something different, whether it be a different brand or different type.
Brian Brown_512904633 10
Cats love the smell of natural gas. It makes them want to pee to mark their territory
LackyLacy 5
Definitely get a vet check. It's indicative of a uti
RichardPencil 32
Yeah, he already knows that you accept that he owns the litter boxes you clean (because you're the low-status mammal in the house.) He's just expanding his territory.