Today, I was perusing my mom's Facebook when I noticed that she has an album of pictures for each member of the family. All except me. Even the dog has his own album. FML
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Today, I saw my mom's Facebook profile picture for the first time. It had all of my family members in it. I was cropped out. FML
Today, I realized that there are more framed pictures of my mom's dog than pictures of me around the house. FML
Today, I asked my mom if she had some good pictures of me for my resume. She gave me her phone to look through her gallery. I found a beautiful album of photos of me and my ex. FML
Today, my mother-in-law proudly posted a photo of “all three” of her grandsons on Facebook. She has four. Somehow my son was forgotten, even though we live close by and see her regularly. I guess we’re not memorable. FML
Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Today, I checked my Facebook to find I had been tagged in a bunch of photos from a party I had attended last night. On each picture I had a comment from my mom saying, "You're grounded." FML
Today, I found an old photo album in my Facebook account, which had pictures of previous hangouts with people I called friends at the time. I deleted it because they progressively cut ties with me over time. FML
Today, my aunt asked me to bring photos to a family dinner, so I put them all on a USB stick. After dinner, everyone sat around the TV while I plugged it in. The first photo that appeared was a screenshot of my ex's most recent Instagram story. FML
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Top comments
pandemic_fml 0
It's not her fault the dog is more photogenic. Perhaps you should do something about that unibrow if you want your own album.
cuddlekitty66 0
The word is peruse, stupid, not pursue. They were PERUSING, meaning they were examining with great care. And it is quite sad if your parents love their pet more than their child. They shouldn't have had children and just become pet people. On a side note, I love how people yell at others for whining, but that's what this whole damn site is about! Get over it and stop telling them to quit whining!
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Comments (56)
dsegui4 0
oh that sux ppl always seem to love their pets before children
bettadenne1 0
maybe the dog looks better o_O
tweetbaby14 18
maybe it's just facebook and it's not to be taken seriously maybe you're just a big baby who looks for their family members' facebook pages because you have no friends I'm just saying...
jdub28 0
somebody call the whambulance!!! would you like cheese with your whine? Why do you want to pursue your mom on facebook? are you 12 or something?! and whine is spelled right so forget about trying to correct me.
cuddlekitty66 0
The word is peruse, stupid, not pursue. They were PERUSING, meaning they were examining with great care. And it is quite sad if your parents love their pet more than their child. They shouldn't have had children and just become pet people. On a side note, I love how people yell at others for whining, but that's what this whole damn site is about! Get over it and stop telling them to quit whining!
Mitchie2126 0
well if you had a picture what do you think the dog would feel like
WHODATNATION 0
Does yo mama have an album dedicated to me?
Mehness 0
Well you're yelling at someone for correcting a word that does not need to be corrected... so I don't know... maybe you could shut the hell up?
fyrestarter00 0
Dude, grow the **** up OP. You're the kind of person who'd break up with a person if they didn't top friend you or give you a ******' cow in Farmville. Boohoo your mom doesn't have you on FaceBook; go kill yourself
Aggriken 0
do you measure love in facebook albums?
cookiepenguin 0
maybe ur the ugly child who should have been in a cage but escaped=p
sugarshane623 0
why are like half the FMLs about facebook fails? hmmm....
benny2465 0
makes me think of family guy
septor82 0
well you ain't loved ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha did i mention ha ha ha a ha ha ha
swagga0n1oo 0
oh not another facebook FML. Give me a break, it's facebook get over it.
misslizz327 0
u should smile
Eddie_Paints 0
Wow your Mom loves the dog more than you! What a B.......Female Dog!!
pandemic_fml 0
It's not her fault the dog is more photogenic. Perhaps you should do something about that unibrow if you want your own album.
XR6Falcon 0
confront the bitch, don't just sit back and have a whinge about it.
hailphire130 0
*hangs from rope*
BioRocks 0
OP, are you young? Does she not want pictures of her child out on the internet? There might be a good explanation. Or your mom is cruel. You know her better than we could.
Giorgio272 2
sucks to be the bitch ass ugly kid everyone hates. but hey go sleep around girl and show yo mum who is boss. get that groove thang happening them bitch slap that hoe down 360 degrees ifyaknowwhatimsayin.
Diannaa 0
I keep seeing these "Mom/Dad Loves Everyone/Thing Except for Me" FML's.
boatkicker 5
Everyone gets forgotten at some point. FML makes it easy to complain about that time you're forgotten.