Anonymous
United States
Beautiful mind
Today, I failed a Rorschach test. How do you fail a Rorschach test? WTF. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
San Francisco, United States
Today, I failed hard at a color test. I thought it was a joke because most of the colors looked the same to me. Now I know why people laugh at my clothes color choices. FML
FireoftheFuture
United States
Today, I had a giant Scantron test. After putting 10 answers, I noticed every single answer was A. I got freaked out and started putting random answers. Turns out every answer on the test was A. I failed. FML
Mistakes were made
United States
Unfair failing
Today, while I was taking a test in class, there was a question that had everyone stumped. After what seemed like forever, the teacher finally noticed and said he'd typed the question wrong. I spent more than half the time I had to complete the test on a question that wasn't even written correctly. Yes, I failed. FML
WellThere'sThat
Today, I got a big math test back. Good news: I can connect abstract ideas beyond what was taught. Bad news: I can’t do simple math, such as 30/-5. I failed. FML
heck
Today, I took a drug test. Not only did I fail the drug test, but I mostly missed the sample cup and got urine all over my pants. FML
Anonymous
United States
Polygraphs are BS
Today, I took a polygraph. The interviewer was mad at the way I was breathing and looking down once instead of straight ahead. The third test I started crying because he raised his voice, saying I was disrespecting his time. I was trying so hard but couldn't breathe with the equipment on, leaving my mind blank. FML
its ok to cheat!?
Brisbane, United States
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
tiptoesjohnson
Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML
hopeless
United States
Today, I cheated on my math exam. I still failed. FML
shuahwan
New Zealand
Today, to settle a bet with a friend, I took an online IQ test twice. The first time, I chose answers at random without reading the questions. The second time, I took it for real. I got a higher score from the random selections than from my serious attempt. FML
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stickyface 17
"You're not locked in here with me, I'm locked in here with you!" No wait, that's wrong... Just failed a Rorschach test.
Yudith 28
Anything can be failed if the person evaluating you wants you to fail.
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bidet 10
Did you say that they all looked like vaginas?
stickyface 17
"You're not locked in here with me, I'm locked in here with you!" No wait, that's wrong... Just failed a Rorschach test.
Yudith 28
Anything can be failed if the person evaluating you wants you to fail.
GoogieWithers 25
I don't know. How did you do it?
JasonThorn 23
"I don't know why *I* failed. *YOU* were the one showing me pictures of me beating my wife!"