Anonymous
United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
poop
Toronto, Canada
Scaredy cat
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
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Alldreeezy 3
Pervert.
pichan_fml 11
And so you should have, it's common courtesy hahah, I do that to my cats too.
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Comments (133)
92910bg 4
Tell you're cat when he has to go don't squeeze Charmin
perdix 31
You wasted your breath -- cats don't give a shit. Male cat, huh? I'll bet he doesn't put the seat down when he's finished.
iam_yummylicious 12
But the cat did give a shit... to the litter box?!
perdix 31
I did that on purpose. YWIA.
iam_yummylicious 12
I was feigning ignorance to be a douchebag and to try to be funny... YWIA
dragonstrike94 8
Perdix you comment-god ! Once again witnh the funnies
VickLynx 6
I apologise when walking in on my cat also xD
sk1ml1fe 0
Lmao this made my day better haha
Ironripster 0
u shouldnt have to apologize hell my cat walks in on me all the time
amit93 4
Ydi for thinking this is a fml
amit93 4
Good job on moderating my comment. This isnt an fml though
xLoveLastsx 0
I'm sure you are forgiven buddie :3 Your kitty know it an accident.
leadman1989 16
Well don't start talking trash about other people to your cat now that would be creepy.
annagilbert 6
lmao, thats something that would happen to me.
ipusstroll 0
This is more mlia