Anonymous
United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
poop
Toronto, Canada
Scaredy cat
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
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Alldreeezy 3
Pervert.
pichan_fml 11
And so you should have, it's common courtesy hahah, I do that to my cats too.
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Comments (133)
its_love2 31
It's a cat? Are you kidding me? Maybe you should join a club or something and get out more, careful you do not become a crazy cat person :P
Jetpackwalrus 0
YDI for not learning how to knock first
Raheemdplayer 7
You sound adorable haha, well I would have said it's not bad because no one knows you said it, then you posted it on FML. so YDI
Dommon 7
next time u should knock :)
thejedi08 10
leave your pussy alone!
elvmem2 6
I have been forced to do the same thing. We used to have a cat that would bite you if he thought you looked at him taking a crap.
taetay2010j 0
I talk to my animals all the time
sedda23 1
You're not the only one who does that! I'm guilty of it too. :)
Leser98 0
As you should
saddgurl 0
aw