Anonymous
United States
Today, I apologized to the cat for walking into the laundry room while he was using the litter box. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
'Cause you had a bad day, you're taking one down…
Today, I tripped on my coffee table and fell face first into my cat's litter box. To make it even worse, my cat was in there doing his business and, pun not intended, I scared the shit out of him. He ran away terrified, then I tripped over HIM while I was going to take a shower. Today is not my day. FML
wekasdjkasldasdkasdzcawqe
Sweden
Today, my mother yelled and yelled at me until I apologized to our cat for not petting him when he sat on my lap. FML
meeeeeee
United States
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
crazycat
Canada
Today, in the early hours of the morning, my cat started scratching at my legs. I got out of bed and he raced me to the stairs, tripping me. I fell all the way down and landed in cat poop. FML
Js2cool
Fitchburg, United States
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
poop
Toronto, Canada
Scaredy cat
Today, I discovered my cat is bathroom shy when I accidentally walked in on him relieving himself. He jumped about 3 feet in the air and bolted out, launching feces and pee all over the bathroom, hallway, and my shoes. FML
p0isonOreo68
Smells better when turned on
Today, my cat peed on my stove. There’s multiple clean litter-boxes that he could have used instead. FML
catbum
Regina, Canada
Today, I accidentally shoved my finger up my cat's butt while trying to push him off my nightstand in the dark. FML
Noname
United States
Today, my cat was in the bathroom with me. I was getting undressed to get into the shower. My cat looked at me after I'd undressed and then threw up all over the rug. FML
Anonymous
Audubon, United States
Today, my cat learned the hard way what the bathtub is for. While I was in it. FML
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Alldreeezy 3
Pervert.
pichan_fml 11
And so you should have, it's common courtesy hahah, I do that to my cats too.
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perdix 31
Did you walk in on him masturbating? That would have warranted one of the most strained apologies ever.
smexehXredhead0 0
At least you were polite...
Kayokku 1
When I accidentally witness one of my cats taking a shit I tell 'em to light a match.
Evie_fml 14
Hahaha. That's alright, once my cat and I walked into the bathroom at the same time and he's looking at me and I'm like "Wow, this is awkward... I'm just gonna use the one upstairs". >_>
Snowbat4u 10
You are so Owned by your cat
GAMaeishere 0
O.o this sounds like something that people post on MyLifeIsAverage
decidedlyvague 11
Good. It's about time you stopped making your cats uncomfortable.
Pikachu206 2
I wouldn't apologize my cat feels obligated to walk in on me five seconds after i close the door or scratch at it if I lock it. Her sister just pops her head in for a moment as well. -_-
rolonmarcos 0
That's not a fml that's just funny lol
dinzylou 3
That's just polite!