Today, I am 9 months pregnant. I had a dream where I successfully pushed and gave birth to my son. Meanwhile, in the real world, I successfully pushed and gave birth to a large dump. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my husband jolted in bed and while still half-asleep said, "I had a nightmare; I dreamt we had a kid." I'm 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, the girl I've been dating, and starting to fall in love with, walked out of the bathroom claiming we were going to be parents. I jumped off of the couch in disbelief, yelling, "Really?" She replied, "Really. I just gave birth to a huge dump baby." FML
Today, I awoke from a bizarre dream where I, a man, was pregnant. If that wasn’t weird enough, when I gave birth, it was a pug puppy. FML
Today, I am seven months pregnant with my third child. I woke up to my two-and-a-half year old trying to "pop the balloon" in my tummy. FML
Today, I look five months pregnant, but alas I'm just full of shit. I wish I could poop. FML
Today, I woke up at 1 a.m., after having a nightmare that I was pregnant. I took pregnancy test, and… baby boy or girl in May 2025? FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I buried my 8-year-old son two weeks ago and had my husband serve me divorce papers three days ago. FML
Today, I was told that I will be a father in 2 months. I had a one night stand about 7 months ago. FML
Today, my mom is going with me for a general check-up at the doctor's office. She just told me she had a nightmare last night that she went to the doctor with me, and he told her I'm pregnant. I am pregnant. I was about to tell her. FML
Today, after dumping my fiancé and altering my life following my therapist's advice so I could be free and self-sufficient, I finally feel like I'm in control of my life! However, I just had a dream where I was married to my ex and had two beautiful babies, and I cried so hard I had to call out sick. What have I done? FML
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Freeze_fml 17
That stinks.
Fully_fml 0
Haha I love how this worded!
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Comments (229)
YANKSFAN4EVER 0
Lol that stinks. Good luck with your soon to be new child!!
GregDaBossMaster 0
haha her baby is shit lool
aliaysleighbasic 0
love the pic!
lord_xenu 0
lmao what a stinker! did you name it?
Jstarks 0
did you name it?
seanreddog 4
The name was Bono.
Dylan94_fml 8
i modded this :D
Dylan94_fml 8
i modded this :D
flibaflaba 0
o so the baby is black
RedPillSucks 33
The baby looks like you, flibaflaba.
JYxforever 3
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! what a beautiful baby it is HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!XD
mirkayscar 0
Coming from a pregnant gal myself.... that sucks!!! I hear of women doing that during delivery. It's fairly common and a fear of mine!!! Luckily you did it in the privacy of your own home and not in the delivery room!