Kyle
United States
Today, I jokingly mocked my dad about his age. He jokingly poured milk all over my head. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
Lagos, Nigeria
Backfire
Today, my dad was making coffee for the family. Half-way through, he excused himself to the bathroom, so for a laugh, I discreetly poured a load of salt into his drink. When he served us, I drank a mouthful and doubled over hacking. My dad barked, "I wasn't born yesterday, son." FML
squeltorey
Whittier, United States
Today, after waking up, I went into the kitchen and took a swig of milk from the carton. I overestimated my strength, and the whole thing splashed all over my face. A few moments later, my dad staggered in, looked at me in disgust, and said, "You know what? I don't even wanna know." FML
ZeroApostle4Ever
United States
Today, my dad threw a waffle at my face for his own amusement. FML
fuck you, dad
Bellflower, United States
Gotcha good
Today, my family and I were celebrating my dad's birthday. The two of us were standing by the pool chatting, and I jokingly said "You're old now." I suppose I should have expected him to shove me into the pool, my phone still in hand, and retort, "You're soaked now." FML
rowie1311
United Kingdom
Today, I joked with my dad, saying I'd gotten my boyfriend pregnant. In response, he slapped me, threw my phone across the room, smashed my laptop, and then took a moment for what I'd said to sink in. FML
barface
United States
Just a prank, son!
Today, while very sick, throwing up in a bucket beside my bed, my dad came in pushed my face into the bucket. For a laugh, apparently. FML
paige
United States
Today, my dad came home drunk and called me hot. FML
not gay in AL
United States
Today, my dad seemed moody, so to lift his spirits, I told him I loved him. He just snorted, "You gay or something, boy?" Really mature, dad, really mature. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, it was my dad's birthday. As a joke, I got him one of those big erasers that say, "FOR BIG MISTAKES." He opened it, tried to erase me with it, then said, "It doesn't work." and left. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I came home to find my dad drinking. Trying to be cheerful, I greeted him with a "Hi, dad!" He sighed, shook his head, and said "It hurts me when you call me that." FML
Top comments
chili10 18
What a sweet father/son relationship.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.
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Comments (115)
chili10 18
What a sweet father/son relationship.
Keyman1212 14
Could be worse. The dad could have beat the shit out of his son. Milk is pretty tame compared to domestic violence.
ComTlancy 12
No use crying over spilt milk
smileeee_fml 0
You're father is a cool guy. I would've done things that will actually hurt you to shutup...
Jackmangold 0
If he jokingly poured milk all over your head then wouldn't that mean he didn't really do it?
Jakesterk96 8
I jokingly laughed at this FML.
iBoardSlide 0
Wash your hair then! Don't moan about it...
GovernorGeneral 8
Lol thats very refreshing. Least its not ******* sticky mango juice. I had a whole glass of that thrown on me.
Bekll 31
I know a girl named Kyle...
okiidokii_fml 6
One time me, my grandma, my dad and my sister were at a resteraunt. He put butter on my face so I threw spaghetti at him... Then he dumped Water all over me so we could go On the carriage ride
glenzhao2 16
*drenches you with milk* JUST KIDDINGG, gotcha there son!
Mandy0325 1
I would have then jokingly given him a big sloppy milk hug
GoW_Chick 15
Don't cry over spilt milk!
SecretMe00 5
Gosh! His dad must be really defensive of his age. (I hope OP isn't lactose intolerant)
GoW_Chick 15
Golly gee wiz! If OP was the lactose intolerance would only play a factor if the milk was ingested.
snarf32 0
Agreed
jondivey 9
16-Derp
chili10 18
"Ahh milk! It burns!!!"
Melster 0
GoW_Chick thanks for teaching me something new about milk today :D
0__________o 0
Karma
upyourzlolz 11
Karma doesn't do jack shit! I'm wanted for three murders, two rapes, and arson. Nothing has happened.
puppypuncher 5
A father pouring milk on his son for mocking him isn't karma. Goddammit.
Stahrgeyzer 8
29 - Don't say that! He's watching. ( •).( •)
LMFAOallthetime 8
Geez
kelissa_fml 16
You took a milk bath!
ninjaboy18 6
Ahahaa. Go dad
kidwiththeface42 7
If your dad did this jokingly, seems like he has an odd sense of humor. Must be the senility kicking in.
M0rt 0
That's what happens when you disrespect your father YDI for being a horrible child.
TheMaster15 10
Yes, joking around makes him a horrible child... More like the dad needs to lighten up and take a joke.
cocodecoeur 12
Clearly you can't see the difference between a joker and a horrible kid.
pitchblease 2
There are no horrible children, just horrible parents.
RedPillSucks 33
Horrible parents are children too.
M0rt 0
Recent studies indicate 95% of all people on fml don't know what a joke is.
SamanthaLovesJB 0
Lol idiot
TKmax 5
Lol idiot comment
Jimster1712 0
And picture & music taste
spongebob1990 3
Dude you never do that to an old guy lol :)
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
He poured milk all over his son? Such actions are, in my opinion, legendairy.
kidwiththeface42 7
I see what you did there... :D
ICATiger 13
Stop milking all the good puns.
Give_Linux_A_Go 28
Yeah? Kiss my dairyère.
thatKidzmOm 10
How dairy he waste that milk!! There are thirsty kids in...oh Nevermind. I suck at this. :-D
laden_swallow09 35
I think you'd be better off saying, "How dairy?!" dairy he sound redundant. :)
DocBastard 40
Well played, folks. I love a good pun, and this comment is casein point. Only 2 people will get that, and I'm one of them. :(
Pentium_4 27
i love Linux
FinJage 18
It sucks that there's hardly any puns in my language. :(
anzie_fml 9
I lactose puns you guys, good work
bobbycorwen 5
Did the OP cow-er in humiliation?