Today, was very chilly. My little sister felt sorry for my two goldfish swimming in the cold water. She decided to put them in hot water. They died. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up and checked my fish tank. I thought the temperature was too low, so half asleep, I turned it up. Now all my fish are dead. FML
Today, my pet fish died because my drunk father microwaved it. FML
Today, my sister presented me with an "official pet killer" award after yet another goldfish under my care died of unknown causes. FML
Today, my 9 year-old little sister is coming back to town with the rest of my family. She specifically asked me to feed her fish. I totally forgot until she called me 10 minutes ago to tell me she was on her way home and couldn't wait to see her fishie. He's dead. FML
Today, I won a goldfish at the amusement park. My little brother took him out of the bowl because he thought he was drowning. FML
Today, I went to see a fortune teller. She said one of my closest friends will die soon because of me. Frightened I hurried home to avoid meeting anyone I know. At home I found my goldfish floating on its back. Apparently I forgot to feed my closest friend for the past 3 days. FML
Today, I finally found out why my fish were dying in their tank. My younger sister had been spraying detergent in there because she wanted "to make the fish smell like lemons". FML
Today, my daughter decided it was a good day to put a bath bomb in the aquarium so the fish could have a relaxing bath with cool pink water. She didn’t know the fish would end up being killed. She’s 16. FML
Today, my favorite fish died. To make things better my parents thought to take me out to dinner. We ate sushi. FML
Today, my little sister put me in charge of keeping her fighting fish alive. It would've been an easy task if it weren't for my crazy ex-boyfriend drunkenly forcing his way into my house, vomiting into the fishbowl and killing the fish. Only ten more hours until my family gets home. FML
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laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
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myhairynutsack 0
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OMG what a dumbass FYL
mmlprsh 0
No, she was just hungry
Secret_Fire_King 0
Aww.. **** that.. Boiled to death.. Call RSPCA.. --------- Kids and Animals don't mix..
authorkid 2
they're just goldfish, not like they're that exciting anyway at least she didn't somehow kill the dog
Cupffin 0
Does it even get cold in Lebanon?
myhairynutsack 0
Most homes don't have heat or air conditioning. If it gets down to 58ºF then yeah, it's probably cold.
deadkenn8 0
58? come on that's not cold.
brianfantana32 10
58's too cold to be comfortable, but they'll live, so in a sense you're right
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Today, felt very sorry for you. Those two goldfish, better place they are.
jandrews10 0
Yeah...like in a sewer drainage system. There is no afterlife...and especially for fish.
EmMaz9457 0
awww!!! poor fisheys :(
thesunwillshine3 0
hahahahaahahahahaa. a goldfish hot tub? cute :)
mushoo_fml 0
Did they di... oh wait...
laxer95 0
What?? This is not your FML, this one goes out to the goldfish.
Spac3Ghost 0
your sister is so cute cuz she's concerned and her thoughts were funny... =) haha =) but shame... you deserved nothing of it =/
that_guy321 2
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so some 50 cent goldfish died? yeah. you're life is ******. get over yourself.
freakyfish07 0
Wow! Someone doesn't have a heart.
iwadasn 33
Just because they were cheap doesn't mean they didn't mean anything to the OP.
lionlvr 9
WTF is wrong with you?
everyonesfucked 0
Agreed... litle sister is cute for caring. Plus goldfish have the lifespan of like a month so it's not an FML it's a BNG (Buy new goldfish).
Bob31_fml 4
sure, because a goldfish's life is of little value. YDI.
Firesprite2009 0
My goldfish lived for almost 9 years ._. &&, OP. I know how you feel. The only difference is, your (probably infant) sister killed them? My 40 something aunt killed mine the exact same way. x_x"
lettertjes 0
Goldfish can become 20 years old if you take care of them okay. Even under the care of most children they become three of four years old.
_RobotInDisguise 0
A lifespan of a month? My 2 year old goldfish begs to differ. If your fish are only living for a month you must be a terrible owner... Anyway OP, FYL.
dftba 13
Actually, goldfish can live a very, very long time.
CallMeHush 1
Not in that house.